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Don't be like Shen Yuan and Kim Dokja guys.

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The bravest Liu Qingge has ever been

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it would probably go like this

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just ur ordinary office worker who hates getting up in the morning and his pro-gamer bf who was streaming deep into the night but refuses to let him eat breakfast alone

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for @dangerouslyxdelicate, for the Danmei Fanfic Nightclub~

prompt: BingJiuYuan with Shen Yuan as Bing and Shen Jiu's shizun (aka my fav flavor of bingjiuyuan <3)

Shen Qingqiu loved his disciples. Really, he did! Even if they were incorrigible scoundrels, they were his incorrigible scoundrels. 

But sometimes, as their Shizun, a little discipline was in order. 

“Why do you two only seem to see eye to eye when it comes to bullying your shushu?” Shen Qingqiu asks in his sternest tone of voice. “Why can’t any of that energy go into Night Hunts, hm?”

Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe were sat side by side each both refusing to look at other and not daring to even pass their eyes over Shen Qingqiu. Shen Jiu was glaring at his collapsed fingers as if they had committed some unforgivable sin against him, and Luo Binghe was staring out the window, eyes glassy with unshed tears.

“Because that little beast-” Shen Jiu cut himself off under Shen Qingqiu’s reproachful glare. “I mean, Luo-shidi,” he resumed, with gritted teeth. “Is so ferocious on Nigh Hunts. Killing that ghoul or that yao indiscriminately, it makes it hard to fight in a formation.”

“Oh, that’s rich,” Luo Binghe muttered underbreath, before straightening his spine and shooting Shen Qingqiu a pitful, watery look. “Shen-shixiong’s blows are so underhanded I never know who he’s targeting; Shizun, oftentimes I find myself having to defend myself from both the malicious spirit and my shixiong.”

“Oh it’s just like you to cry to Shizun-”

“You two need to learn how to work together,” Shen Qingqiu interrupted, resisting the urge to massage the headache attacking his temples away. That wasn’t very becoming of an immortal master. “Or, are you saying that I have failed you as a Shizun?”

Instantly, both of his disciples’ eyes widened, in incredulity, alarm, and vehement denial.

“Shizun, no!”

“Don’t ever even say that Shizun! That couldn’t be farther from the truth.”

Amidst his disciples’ protestations, Shen Qingqiu flipped open his fan, if only to hide a tiny, wry smirk. 

For some reason, Shen Qingqiu had noticed that while his disciples seemed to dislike each other - and loathe just about everyone else - they were always very eager to please their Shizun. It had confused Shen Qingqiu, at first. Luo Binghe was no mystery - he was Shen Qingqiu’s little sheep, a pure white lotus of a boy, pure and unsullied and eager to please. He only wanted love, and Shen Qingqiu could give that to him in droves. He could never run dry of his love for Luo Binghe, love that burned fire-hot in his veins. 

Shen Jiu was a bit more mystifying. Shen Qingqiu was sure the boy hated him, resented having a Shizun who had such a strong spiritual core, despised being told what to do, even though that was quite literally in his job description. But Shen Jiu did not act as if he hated Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu knew what it looked like when Shen Jiu hated a person, after all. Was quite intimately acquainted with it, since that hatred extended to pretty much ninety percent of the population. But with Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu was different. Shen Jiu’s kindness, his care, was like a secret no one else could know. But Shen Qingqiu saw it, uncovered it in small, quiet moments. When Shen Jiu would polish Xiu Ya for him, unprompted. When he would buy the expensive, specialty blends of tea Shen Qingqiu preferred that his allowance really couldn’t afford. When he would go ahead of Shen Qingqiu on Night Hunts, protect him, shield him, even though Shen Qingqiu was plenty capable.

Shen Jiu would listen to Shen Qingqiu, to everything he said, no matter if it was trivial or mundane, a worthless joke or a priceless piece of imparted knowledge. He would listen with shining concentration in his eyes and a kind of rapt focus that Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but find adorable - he’d never say such a thing aloud, though. Shen Jiu would probably throttle him. 

When faced with insult, Shen Qingqiu would counter with a smile and honey-sweet passive aggressiveness. Shen Jiu’s tongue would spin the most scathing, heinous words in the politest tone possible, in defense of his Shizun. Often, Shen Qingqiu thought it might be less painful for the other party were Shen Jiu to just kick them in the shins. Luo Binghe’s favored mode of attack was to simply stare at the offender until they nervously backed away. Sometimes, if the perceived slight against his Shizun was really too much for Luo Binghe to bear, he’d let a bit of demonic qi wisp out of the tips of his fingers. Only when he thought Shen Qingqiu wasn’t watching, of course. Whenever these two accompanied Shen Qingqiu anywhere, it was as if he walked with two bodyguards. Or, guard dogs. 

Shen Qingqiu thought the two had more in common than they realized. 

It had bemused Shen Qingqiu at first. How fiercely protective his disciples were. How strangely accommodating. Almost….doting? Now, he found it endearing, though his fellow peak lords would not agree. Shen Qingqiu surmised they were all just jealous of the deep, poignant bond he had with his disciples. What other master could boast having not one but two head disciples, hm? Who else could say they had disciples as devoted, as worshipful, as utterly and divinely made for Shen Qingqiu than his Luo Binghe and Shen Jiu?

“If Shizun wishes for his disciples to be more harmonious,” Shen Jiu spoke then, something cryptic about his tone that immediately raised Shen Qingqiu’s guard. “Then, there is something that could bring the two of us closer together.”

Shen Qingqiu was intrigued by this premise, despite the fact that he was probably going to regret it. “Oh?”

Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe traded conspiratorial glances - oh, so they had talked this over before?! - and then slowly, assuredly, both of them took each of Shen Qingqiu’s hands into their own. 

“You could accept these disciples’ hands in marriage,” Luo Binghe said, soft-spoken and earnest and sincere, breathtakingly so, and - what? What?? For a moment, Shen QIngqiu’s mind whited out. No, he must have misheard. Surely Binghe couldn’t mean-

“Beast! Didn’t we agree on courtship first?” Shen Jiu protested, shooting an entirely unrepentant Luo Binghe a glare, who simply shrugged. 

“We can’t court him after we’re married to him?” Luo Binghe retorted, tightening his grip. “Please, Shizun? I’d be the best husband.”

“Please Shizun, say yes,” Shen Jiu added, before Shen Qingqiu could stop to ask if Luo Binghe had been infected with one of those ridiculous magical flowers. 

And with those soft, glistening black eyes filled with so much love and care entreating, softly pleading-

Really, how could Shen Qingqiu have the heart to refuse his most beloved, devoted disciples?

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!!! System! Shen Yuan AU !!!

Airplane wasn’t changing things, and no matter what tasks the system tried to put forward the only difference in the world was that the An Ding Peak Lord was more stressed and overworked

So a new variable was needed, and since the system tasks have been completed perfectly chances are the problem is in the system… so the solution is to shove the work to someone sentient who would be invested into changing the story!!

So yeah airplane gets a notification that the system is being upgraded and suddenly his terrible system has a personality

System Shen yuan would consume (?)all the information the original system had and before going online would have created an entire tasks tab that include daily/weekly/monthly/yearly/unlimites tasks plus main tasks and as soon as he was online he would great airplane with a passive aggressive message and send him to work

Shen yuan would be much more generous with points but he hates the shop system, the dumb things that can be bought there will them have descriptions like “this scenario pusher will make clothes tear like in a bad horny donghua” being 100% ready to turn it into sqh himself if he dared to be a scum and use it on some unsuspecting woman

The first time sqh failed a s!sy task he was full of dread, punishments are very trauma inducing after all, but them the worst punishment sy can bare to deal is making him 1st pov some of binghe’s more tame suffering, like hunger, bullying and the tea spill first meeting… which could have been bad if the senses and feelings where in sync but it was all toned down to zero… SQH them understands the new system as some kind of softie tsundere lmao

S!sy would feel bad about the harsh punishment and send some easy task with a high reward the next day….. “there needs to be a carrot, not only a stick!” (I do love me a dumbass shen yuan)

They of course would banter and end up caring about each other, everytime sqh says/does something sy thinks is stupid he’ll give tasks like “read 10 books about x and write a 10k words essay about x” or when he is tossed around in a mission or by mbj he’s send missions for Jim’s to get stronger…

By the second month there’ll be missions like “eat 3 times a day”, unfortunately for shen yuan sqh already trusts him and feels safe enough to bend the tasks, so not only he will half-ass boring tasks to get the hide of y magical beast and making a coat (sending liu qingge to do it, mostly) which sy approves for being smart BUT he would also eat like melon seeds instead of stopping to eat full meals

Shang Qinghua will end up having to scroll detailed 1k worded self-care tasks…

This au would be focused mostly in cumplane dynamics yes but I thinks it would be really hilarious if sy started to make sqh do tasks that would take him close to xxx because sy wants to see them (choose the SQH x SY x ??? of your preference)

Of course s!sy would be making his mental gymnastics and justifying his tasks as totally no homo “wdym i want to look to lqg’s pretty face? I just want you to be strong enough not to dumbly die!” “Yes you do have to ask for a book on monsters from Shen Qingqiu himself, he’s so greedy he must have hidden away the best one” “you get hurt so frequently, you simply must go to Mu Qingfan and get personal classes on first aid” “No, you can not send a disciple with a mensage to Yue Qingyuan, it’s important to communicate face to face with your sect leader in such matters” etc etc

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I had a very odd dream where a train (or bus?) I was on got yanked into another world. While my dream had nothing to do with SVSSS, it did have my waking self thinking about how hilarious and/or horrifying such a thing could be as an AU.

Imagine Shen Yuan riding the subway, train or bus one day, when something happens and his whole car gets yanked into the world of PIDW. Nobody else in the car knows anything about PIDW, so Shen Yuan finds himself with the self imposed task of keeping this eccentric group of strangers alive in a weird world full of demons, monsters, and aphrodisiac plants.

The group’s first assumption would probably be that they’re still on modern earth, and just got teleported somewhere. Their second assumption, if they come across common folk, might be they somehow ended up in the past.

Then they run into some monster, or people riding on swords with specific uniforms, or a commoner mentions a name or event only Shen Yuan recognizes. The rest of the party debates what sort of Xianxia or Wuxia world they’ve ended up in, while poor Shen Yuan sweats bullets. He knows exactly what world they are in, and they are so screwed.

I have this image of poor beleaguered nerd Shen Yuan successfully protecting and leading this group of primary school kids, their cute teacher, and a handful of grannies and grandpas, while all the other adults and older teens keep wandering off and getting themselves in trouble.

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SVSSS AU/fic prompt for PIDW where SQQ dies earlier on in water prison torture LBH is not satisfied so tries to bring him back only ends up summoning SY.

LBH just staring at this strange confused kind Shizun and at first thinks it's some trick but after some time realizes somethings happened maybe gone wrong with resurrection and 'I can't torture this' he is confused he has many conflicting emotions.

He decides to go find plot device to fix this, because yes he still wants to torture SQQ no he is not going to address certain thoughts he is having because this is some trick.

He makes harem watch SQQ (because he can't bring himself to hurt this odd shizun fake but if they do something he can try again bring back SQQ and then just repress all this odd shizun time and go back to the torture that is what he wants... yes, that's his story and he's sticking to it)

Only he ends up back from mission and... the harem have adopted this new Shizun they love this sweet Shziun who can also verbally destroy opponents and seems to know all about them and listens to them.

They've unionized. They are protecting this SQQ with their lives. Even LPM threatened him, and not in the usual sexy way.

LBH doesn't know what to do, and it's harder to stop these feelings and he does not want that's still SQQ! He has to stop fantasizing about weddings and an empress....unless maybe he doesn't.

Shen Yuan not sure what happened and neither does his system but hes just rolling with it, at least he's managed to stop all the harem drama and actually talk to and get the full history and backstories and some of the most under used wives. Plus he gets to spend with LBH who may not actually kill him... also people are mentioning another wedding, unsurprising more wives added to harem...um why are people measuring him for robes? Is he invited? why...why are those robes red?

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Yue Yuan Plant Toddler AU- I've made up the specific plant Yue Qingyuan used to make the plant baby- the Second Life Vine can be made to grow a fruit body for wayward souls using the qi and memories of whoever is growing the plant. (It's a magic cucumber plant guys, SY is literally a cucumber in this AU)

SQQ finds his little plant double pretty creepy actually, the fruits aren't supposed to develop their own personalities! They're blank slates for wayward souls! So who's in there behind those weird vivid green eyes? (That is, at the moment, the only thing unique about SY's appearance. I actually think he will grow up to look a little different from SQQ but right now he's the spitting image of SQQ as a child.) Of course SQQ's eventually going to kidnap the kid and demand answers.

SQQ: What are you?!

SY: A cucumber! 😀

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Svsss request... wet and pathetic YQY?

His umbrella experienced a malfunction :(

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Might color later but here, it's okay, okay? Have some silly cumplane<3

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Drew a fic cover for Shen Yuan of No Relation by @grubus - a fic I highly recommend btw if you want to see Shen Yuan be three apples tall and trying his best

I hope they actually turn out to be related because I think it would piss Shen Jiu right off

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cumplane sketch while im working on a bigger comic

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au where instead of transmigrating into Shen Qingqiu, Shen yuan wakes up in the wilderness of pidw (maybe a forest) as a young kid around 6-13 years old.

He has not ideas how old he is supposed to be, there wasn’t any memories as part of the transfer, noir anyone else around to tell him who or where he was. so he has to survive on his own for a while because system just dropped him off, wished him good luck and fucked off. It’s still watching him tho he is sure of it, he gets this nagging feel something judging him every so often. Fuck you too system! Now sy either gets to be the Disney princess version of a (beast) cultivator, or have the same level of anxiety as me having read or watch multiple wild survival guides/stories just in case (even tho due to his poor health and weak body would never find himself anywhere near were those scenarios could happen) or perhaps a mix of both.

But yah sy is doing is best to survive while he may or may not be judged by something; probably system. He is turning out to be a proper feral child by the time he finally encountered another person. A heavily pregnant cultivator woman.

Su Xiyan poisoned and freshly escaped from the water prison only to learn she is too late to warn her beloved, takes one look at this feral child and like a cat mama goes free baby and brings him along like her own, like he had always been there.

They travle together until they reach Lou river (heh river river) where Binghe is born, however Sxy doesn’t waste energy on a basket or sealing her youngest demonic powers. She was originally going to send her baby down the river but now she has yuan (can’t really sent the boy down the river along side the baby, now can you)

She almost did seal her son’s demonic powers away, however seeing yuan holding his baby brother protectively, she instead focuses on trying to survive for her boys, she has to try, she can’t just leave them all alone to fend for themselves.

Although death whispers and drags a finger down her spin she manages to survive the night wrapped protectively around her reasons to stay, to keep going, to live.

After Su xiyan pulls through, her cultivation weak and shaking, she introduces herself and her sons to each other Su Binghe and Su Yuan. She doesn’t use her sect given name xiyan, instead she uses her old name or the name she would have given a daughter (the name she would have call Binghe had he been a girl)

Sy cries once he realizes she used Su for all of them. Because he has been really alone.

Su yuan also doesn’t realize that his didi is the Luo Binghe protagonist of pidw, and he won’t for a long time.

(His Binghe is a different binghe, besides Luo Binghe’s biological mother died and he didn’t have an older born. Two completely different Binghe’s here)

They will all travel together far away from huan hua and settling down on the outskirts of a mountain sects boarders of protection where the sects cultivators rarely travel to. Away from civilization to hid her half demon child but still close enough for sxy to travel to one of the nearest villages to help out as a rouge cultivator in exchange for food and such.

They build a small home for themselves and live fairly comfortably and worry free for most of Binghe’s childhood.

But eventually the new generation of peak lords realizes that they have territory that no one has checked up on or heard from in years and send their local residential war god off to scout and report.

And he ends up running into our Disney prinsesse rouge beast cultivator Su Yuan, who isn’t a feral child anymore but a young man with a strong golden core and a nag for taming beasts.

And maybe Liu Qingge keeps going off to visit him and maybe that makes a paranoid Qing Jing peak lord suspicious of the war gods. Suspicious enough to see for himself why the other keeps going to the outskirts of the sects territory.

And maybe Warscumcum shenanigans beings.

There’s lots of potential drama with the reveal that sy as sxy’s son with an old palace master mistakingly believing sy is the child of tlj and sxy. He tries to kidnap and imprison the half demon and uses his involvement with sqq as further evidence to try to imprison the peak lord and put him for trial. Opm of course also tries to use sy as bait for sxy.

However Sy isn’t Binghe, who alongside their mother is very angry with huan hua palace taking sy from them. The Su, Lqg, ming fan and a snake demon they met along the way are on a mission to save sqq and sy, all while a resistance against the opm starts within the heart of the sect as huan hua disciples and teachers see the lies about the death former head disciple Su Xiyan and behaviors of the old man again her son, a movement lead by the current head disciple, Gongyi Xiao.

There’s also for course Lqg and sqq’s reaction to learning about Sy’s half demon younger brother

And Bingfan.

Also I believe Sy would realize his didi is the protagonist when he is kidnapped/ imprisoned of supposedly being the child of Tianlang jun. He can have his own little panic and wtf moment over that as a treat.

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Okay I know it's been done many times before but Heavenly Demon!LQG is sooo good.

He encounters a monster that's got him pretty well cornered while he's in one of the border towns of the demon realm.

And then a cultivator comes out of nowhere and slays the monster with little effort. Like it's nothing. A wounded LQG begrudgingly thanks him, suspicious but intrigued by a cultivator presumably more powerful than him.

SY just happens to know that Ruby-Tailed Flower Wyvern's weaknesses are the flower shaped spot on their heads, really!

LQG demands they fight once he's healed up. A cultivator stronger than a heavenly demon is surely worth challenging!

So he follows SQQ(who's on a loooong mission) around as his wounds heal. SQQ keeps giving excuses as to why they can't spar even after he's fully healed, he doesn't want to die, alright! He eventually does reveal he just knew enough about the Wyvern to know how to kill it.

LQG doesn't seem too bothered, they've been travelling together for some time now and he still finds himself pretty impressed by SQQ's knowledge of monsters. He'd kind of figured it out to some extent. SQQ is still intriguing.

...And it is pretty interesting for SQQ to learn about Heavenly Demons and watch LQG fight. He won't complain about having him around to protect him either! LQG even starts bringing him strong monster corpses to let him examine them up close!

So what if bringing strong monsters to someone is kind of a courting gift. LQG knows he likes monsters, he definitely doesn't mean anything else by it.

Until LQG proposes a relationship and is surprised when SQQ is confused. Didn't you accept all the courting gifts and examine them thoroughly??? Shouldn't this be expected????

Sure, SQQ might have started to realize his feelings for LQG were more than just platonic, but isn't this too sudden, ah!!!

Now he has to explain to his sect that he got into a relationship while on a mission, and that his partner is a Heavenly Demon.

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Au idea for pidw mingyan with a side of svsss liushen.(not explicitly but i say its Liushen) Itll make More sense In a bit.

So it starts In pidw verse with LMY out handeling town with a ghost problem or at least whats belived to be a ghot problem.

After some investigating LMY comes To the conclusion it either really is a ghost problem or an strong mental illuusion. Seeing as she keeps seeing her dead brother In Reflection as Well from the corner of her eye.

But that is not all she also sees her brothers murder shen Qingqiu with her brother.

Heres the thing in svsss verse liushen are also investigating the very same ghost problem. The real issue here is that the line between pidw and svsss keep flickering In this town spesifically. Due to a wife plot artifact that bingge would use to get with a wife Who died In pidw verse.

Anyways LMY figures a way To cross over to svsss to kill sqq.

Due a pidw mingyan vs svsss shen Qingqiu till liu Qingge gets there. Following Lil bit More fighting some yelling and maybe even some explanations.

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Pretty shidi deserves to be carried sometimes like the princess he is