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"what's the worst thing you can do as an artist" is not "shade with black" or "not use references" or whatever the worst thing you can do as an artist is hate yourself. and that includes the person you used to be

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What now?

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Do you have any Netherlands headcannons? Public au or not :^

He rarely makes public appearances. If he does, it's usually after paying a GINORMOUS appearance fee. However, he will lower the cost if it's an event with his siblings, Belgium and Luxembourg (but never for free).

He has two small businesses. One is for his memorabilia, and the other is for "Tulips grown by Mr. Netherlands." Obviously the tulips are cheaply produced, but he makes the price way higher because people will believe he did something magic.

He's obsessed with domino sets. Idk why I just feel like that's something he'd enjoy.

His social media consists of garden pictures, ads promoting his business, things with his siblings, and random thoughts he has. for example, a post will say "The weather is very rainy. Not good." And all the comments will be sarcastically thanking him for stating the obvious. He's a bit confused about why they're all so grateful.

He smokes. Yeah this one's obvious I'm sorry.

This one is also pretty stereotypical but he's kind of a menace on the bike. He will not hesitate to run someone over with a stone cold face. Maybe you get one warning beforehand and that's it.

He's both good and bad at lying. He knows how to keep secret's, but he's very blunt. He'll say exactly what's on his mind without beating around the bush.

He's a master at spotting counterfeits (takes one to know one). He'll be more insulted at the quality of the forgeries rather than the deception.

He has a second house dedicated to his past possessions over the years. He also keeps some scrapbooks made by Belgium.

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Just mama Britannia taking little Alba out of trouble

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Hey, lolli!

Remember blood brothers?👀

because I sure didn't forget about it ( ;´ - `;)

I could never forget it, I think about it very often :,)

They're wishing on the first sunrise of June, inspired by the scene in Ronja Røverdatter (Ronja the robber's daughter) I love that scene. But the original swedish movie, not the new one

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People are dragging my ass to keep hyperfixating on the Nordics XD

Guess i gotta give the people what they want.

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I feel like British media would treat England and Scotland like shit. They would both be stalked and hounded relentlessly by journalists and paparazzi and historians.

England would have to constantly be his best self. He's not allowed to be angry or upset for fear of his "credibility" being tarnished. They obsess over every minute detail of what he says, and one slip of the mouth will have him in the tabloids for months.

Historians follow him around as if he's an exotic species with the answers to their prayers. Who cares if he's on holiday? Who cares if it's a traumatic event? He should always be ready for a two hour interview and answer every email he receives! Does he not care about his own history?

The press also doesn't take Scotland seriously. In interviews, they'll openly mock his accent for being indecipherable, but they'll express disappointment when he's not "speaking like a Scotsman".

They love to try and rile him up, and then make him out to be a short-tempered brute when he eventually loses his cool. It only makes the paps more aggressive. They foam at the mouth for footage of him losing his temper.

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Gansta 44

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Wasn't planning draw anything this year but I just can't let myself go🧎