fixhbones
fixhbones
universal dumbass
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 // any prns // multifandom bullshit // nothing can happen until you swing the bat
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fixhbones · 8 hours ago
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having a normal one
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fixhbones · 1 day ago
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let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out
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fixhbones · 3 days ago
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fixhbones · 3 days ago
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fixhbones · 5 days ago
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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
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fixhbones · 5 days ago
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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fixhbones · 7 days ago
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Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.
So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.
And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.
Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.
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fixhbones · 9 days ago
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ritshou in my (years old) soul eater au
more under tha cut
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fixhbones · 9 days ago
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nyas and such consultation office
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fixhbones · 11 days ago
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An overworked wishing flower
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fixhbones · 13 days ago
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only took me 5 years. i’m slacking
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fixhbones · 13 days ago
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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
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fixhbones · 14 days ago
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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
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fixhbones · 14 days ago
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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers
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fixhbones · 18 days ago
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testing brushes featuring silly ritshou
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fixhbones · 19 days ago
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artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations
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fixhbones · 22 days ago
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*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*
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