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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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if no one's gonna say it, I will. It's so fun seeing fat people just be themselves on dropout! I don't even have to worry about fatphobia! I can just sit here and vibe! my favorite subscription service no fucking doubt about it.

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Bound to fall in love 💖

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I AM SO EXCITED I FORGOT I PREORDERED THE AYDA PIN OF THE MONTH WHEN THEY BROUGHT IT BACK AND I JUST GOT THE EMAIL THAT IT HAS BEEN DELIVERED

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ok but i painted my room like 2-3 weeks ago why is it the EXACT same color as the smartypants set??

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"Fabian chooses the party over the Owlbears."

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Welp

Pt 1

Squeem

Npcs (Aelwyn)

Fabian

Gorgug

Fig

Riz

Adaine

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BABE WAKE UP RIZ IS AN ARCANE TRICKSTER NOW

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Wait, does that timeline work out? Sandra Lynn didn't sleep with Gorthalax after he and Sklonda got together, right? Or am I misremembering?

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i think they cast Luke perfectly. the Charming Blonde Sporty Jock fit his role as this aspirational heartthrob (misleading and intentional) in the mid 2000s. now he's a brown-eyed prettyboy with soft hair. the tiktok star. he's absolutely perfect for this new audience.

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"we're gonna get to see the underwater kiss" "we're gonna get to see silena and clarisse" "we're gonna get to see baby nico" you guys are all wrong. we're gonna get to see walker scobell as percy motherfucking jackson talking to fucking horses. will they poorly cgi the mouths to move? will they start talking in his head? will the voices be silly or perhaps recognizable celebrities? who knows. but i feel like we've all forgotten the talking horses and honestly it's a crime because THATS what im most excited to see on the big screen

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and so it begins

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

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saw some people talking about "how could Percy say Luke was his real friend after like a day" and unfortunately while I get your point I remember being twelve and lonely and insane and daydreaming about being lifelong besties with anyone who was nice to me for two minutes

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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.