This blog is trash and I will spam your dash Just a 24 y/o gremlin who managed to leave the Tumblrscape due to a far too busy life but has inevitably come crawling back when it calmed down again
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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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there are like five rules to life and those rules are
1. eat 3 meals a day
2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you
3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm
4. do a little something for urself every day
5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)
and the secret 6th rule:
6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can
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sometimes you feel like reblogging only like 5 posts through the whole day. other time you feel like reblogging like 50 posts in one hour. so is the turbulent and unpredictable life of a tumblr girl.
#mood#especially on my current wifi#i cant load pictures and my youtube is 244#360 if im feeling patient#tumblr humour is lost when your halfway through a toot and it buffers
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hell is freezing over for theatre people everywhere
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It’s kind of funny to me how little first aid experience many people have. My fifty-ish coworker who’s a mother of two boys and a parks employee of twenty years did not understand any kind of wound care beyond “slap a bandaid on it” so I had to stop her, sit her down, put on gloves, and gently clean and dress her wounded knee with antiseptic and real bandages while she watched in fascination and made jokes about me being her doctor. Ma’am this is first aid 101.
#well today i learned that plasters dont stop bleeding#i mean if i got a deep cut yeah okay id press a paper towel or smthn on it before a plaster#okay thinking about it i would probably use a cotton thingy and some tape instead of plaster and ive just never had to do that since i wa#was 5 and tripped over a tree root#..i see the character limit in tags is still here
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Just saw someone on campus stop the person ahead of me to ask for directions and this poor man just looks at the student's phone and goes "I don't know how to tell you this... you're on the wrong campus. You're in the wrong city."
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wish we still lived in the timeline where tiktok was still called musical.ly and hated by 99% of the internet
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I'm sorry I can't read that book you recommended. Yeah, no, it's just that beginning something new that I don't know if I'm in the mood for is to me what plastic bags are to horses and if you play 30 seconds of an unfamiliar audiobook I WILL spook and break two of my legs.
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What's the funniest channel they're airing the queen's funeral on? I'm torn between sky crime, sky comedy, and babenation
#THEYRE WHAT NOW#me to my parents: yeah bbc iplayer kept buffering too much so i started watching it on babenation instead
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If you read this post you are contractually obligated to say one (1) good thing about yourself. No self depreciation.
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