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uncertain about eels

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they got rid of the classical elements & replaced it with something called the 'four harmonious insects' so now instead of fire, water, etc we have moth, spider, leech and worm.

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day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin

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sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

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not me as a normal 8yr old girl living in central indiana going to sleep in my little princess bed & waking up in a coffin in a decrepit palace made of volcanic rock, realizing my life of going to 3rd grade and playing dress-up doll video games was merely an elaborate dream and that not only am I a malevolent undead wizard, but I also live in the outer reaches of the Dark Realms, literally every person I’ve ever known myself included is actually an evil 8ft tall skeleton in dark billowing robes with flaming eyes, & we have all been living in rotting stone towers & cursing each other for 500000000 million years.

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So I'm a guard and I'm getting real tired of all the random shit my liege orders me to do that have nothing to do with guarding. Bringing out social media posts, obliterating twinks for existing, absurd metaphysical punishments, its so fucking annoying.

Surely my liege can afford people actually qualified to do these random odd jobs. I swear they're going to get assassinated one day and it will be because us guards were all sent to try and induce irritating fandom behavior towards some dude's favorite character.

Doesn't he have a country or fief or whatever to run instead of issuing odd commands?

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Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory

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They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

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one thing i do love about being obviously trans is seeing the unbridled wonder at my existence in the eyes of a child whose parent is staring at me like they're going to kill me once we all leave the store

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every time i see one of those cutesy videos of some US Army boot boy surprising their kid(s)/parent(s) by dramatically sneaking up behind them in full uniform during a party and then they hug and cry or whatever the literal only thing i can think about is how they signed up to murder people. people who will never get to surprise their loved ones ever again. future history textbooks are going to use these videos as their most blatant example of propaganda. in a better world those videos would end with the crowd spitting on the soldier and/or beating them to death while asking them why they thought they could ever show their face again after what they signed up for

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my sona with my current haircut (messy version)

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strange man in black hooded robes with a skull mask hovering around town, hes got a stack of papers in his arms, stapling them to various poles and handing them out to bypassers. you look at the poster hes putting up everywhere. "LOST: SKELETON ARMY" is written in large text, underneath is a picture of roughly 5000 skeletons with various weapons, taken like an elementary school class photo. underneath the picture is "CALL NECRUS THE VILE" followed by an evil rune

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Everywhere i go im reminded of him...

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pharyngeal jaws are actually very funny to me. this stupid fish with no hands just bit down on something and can't fucking swallow it or push it down. solution: second, smaller set of jaws