24. She/ Her (Or whatever, really. Don't know. Don't care.) General whatever I'm feeling blog. 馃槄 I like to think I鈥檓 more funny than I am.
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dating ryan evans headcanons- x fem!reader

he leaves you for a man
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does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??
#My 6th grade teacher who gave me a FIFTY FIVE on a math test#BECAUSE SHE DIDNT LIKE THE WAY I WROTE THE NUMBER '0'#AND MARKED A POINT OFF FOR EACH FUCKING ONE#IT WAS A QUIZ ABOUT EXPONENTS OF 10#MY REAL SCORE WAS LIKE A 91#I HAD TO STAY AFTER CLASS TO PROPERLY MAKE MY '0'S#SHE SAID THEY WERE TOO SMALL AND LOOKED MORE LIKE THE LETTER THAN THE NUMBER BITCH I-----#IT WASNT THAT THEY LOOKED LIKE 6S WHICH STILL WOUKD HAVE BEEN STUPID BUT AT LEAST MADE FUCKING SENSE#NO#SHE FAILED ME BECAUSE MY ZEROS LOOKED LIKE OHS.#PISSED TO THIS DAY
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Dear Diary,
Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.
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me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that鈥檚 the prettiest thing i鈥檝e ever seen
me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that鈥檚 the prettiest thing i鈥檝e ever seen
me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that鈥檚 the
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