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hi guys(one person) i remembered i had this app

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miss stephanie meyers was on some weird shit bruh

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YO BRO IMAGINE YOU GROW UP AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR MOM KISSED YOUR SOULMATE AND YOUR SOULMATE WAS DOWN BAD FOR YOUR MOM AT ONE POINT BEFORE YOU WERE BORN WTF EW

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i’ve never been a huge fan of twilight but when my friend forced me to watch it a few years back i got to thinking about the edward v jacob thing and i think that if every woman is born with all the eggs they’ll ever have for their entire life, then that means the egg that made rosalie or whatever it’s name is was in bella while jacob and her were friends and i think that was why jacob was so attached to her but wasn’t imprinting on her so therefore bella and edward had to come together to have rosalie and then jacob imprinted so therefore edward and bella go together and everyone saying that bella and jacob belong together are stupid bc jacob literally imprinted on rosalie and bella and edward made rosalie so for that reason i’m team edward ok goodbye

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why was the first account that this app recommended to me a borderline 🌽 account. titties are not one of my hobbies bruh