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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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Hades. This was initially a commission that didn’t work out, so I might post it as well.

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)

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fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human

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Okay I combined three days (or two at least): destiny, darkness and rainbow

I couldn't draw everyday due to work but I loved participating in this event!

@johanxjudaiweek thank you very much for this!

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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

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Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me