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a hero

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you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

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My spirit animal

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The reality is the world is an extremely dangerous place for women because men continue to feel entitled to rape, murder and attack us especially when alone.

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every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal* 

jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”

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My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

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Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.