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/gamemode creative

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grog want wife

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hey yall libreoffice refuses to work for me and i refuse to cave to microsoft's bullshit do yall have any good document reader programs

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Nightmares hidden in the depths 🐙 Another late mermay

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yeah great

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Feeling good :0

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I’ve got the self restraint of a poorly trained dog sat next to a slice of cheese. unbelievable

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You can bonsai a dryad.

I keep one on my nightstand to use as a fleshlight.

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Eutanastasia the Maid

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fated in every universe to hate eachother. designed by god to piss eachother off. in every universe, in every timeline, i am destined to meet you. and it's going to suck really bad for both of us

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in love with the fact that artemis gives melinoë gyros when she gets hurt

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for the record. i added "told me muenster cheese tastes fine and i'm just picky which is ableist" earlier today. also im adding that you "ironically" support callout culture despite humor being one of the most influential word-of-mouth advertising tools of the petit bourgeois

instead of saying "kill yourself" my wife and i say "to quote aliester crowley: 'kill thyself'" and i think that's beautiful

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it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

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why do you hate trans women, liaison?...:'(

instead of saying "kill yourself" my wife and i say "to quote aliester crowley: 'kill thyself'" and i think that's beautiful