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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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mm the worms

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just showered without washing my hair and i do not feel Clean. rather i feel as tho i have just emerged from a swamp or bog of some sort. do not recommend

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putting goldfish in a bowl so it's a meal not a snack

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what is eurovision and why should we boycott it

not to be controversial but i tjink europeans should be able to see

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i dont want to do math i want to do tumblr

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ive never understood why teachers say "ill wait" to get students to stop talking

like if youll wait for me to stop talking then

thanks ig

ill keep talking then, since youll wait for me

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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trans kingpin talking about before she transitioned: "when i was a boy"

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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I;m to hi

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recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

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Pen Update

I actually have three of these Divine Pens in my possession.

This was previously unknown to me.

I may have more somewhere.

I am not worthy of this many Pens.

My own greed sickens me.

The most Perfect Pen has been bestowed upon me for christmas.

I am appalled that I must place such a flawless object on a crude, dirty table, but alas nothing can compare with this pen, with its ideal form, such a form with nothing to get in the way of utilizing it.

The Pen has the most delightful click which sends a satisfying sensation through my finger. I could click it for hours like a rat with its brain hooked up to a dopamine button.

A small metal ball is embedded within the hook thing, whatever it's called, which can be rolled with ease. A fantastic device to stim with while or inbetween using The Pen.

And the cherry on top, the impossibly perfect contraption is a solid white, with no words, logos, or anything else in the way. It doesn't need to shout it's identity. It is already clear what it is. The most perfect pen, nay, device to somehow be constructed by mortal hands.

If I ever wanted to reach the company responsible for the creation of The Pen, I would have no way to do so. But what would I want that for? I have no need for more pens, this one is already a singularity of perfection and I need not ask for more. And if I ever came to a point in my life where I needed more, that is a reflection of the flawed nature of the human, and in such a position that the human loses or breaks The Pen, they shall not be in the position to weild perfection incarnate again. There is thus no reason for me to contact the company which manufactured the epitome of technology. Would I need the opportunity to thank them for their invention? No. They already know they have created the superlatively great pen. It is self evident. I do not need to tell them what is already clear from merely witnessing The Pen of god with one's unworthy eyes.

10/10. All other pens are 1/10 by comparison.

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i thought tomorrow was may 1st i have no idea how

its april 11th

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a rock identification game called geodeguessr

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in need of a disco ball and short on time?

shave your head!

be bald!

be the disco ball!

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Human Fun Fact

if Humans™ are kept as pets, they must be bathed in Beans to be properly enriched