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Simon pegg #1 Benthan truther 🙏

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was it straight and normal when i was shot and bleeding out and yet i hid it from you and told you to go because i knew you would stop saving the literal world to make sure i was okay instead? was that very normal and heterosexual leading action man of us?

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amateur (2025) kinda works like benji movie set between mi3 and mi4

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i’m sorry but some of you write ethan like sherlock

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the latter half of mi8 in one image

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The way the last scene with Ethan and Benji in The Final Reckoning feels like a callback to the scene between Ethan and Julia in Ghost Protocol... only this time Ethan actually follows in the same direction instead of the two going their separate ways...

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this doesn’t look good folks

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i wish all the conclave hive a very pleasant discovery of Ralph Fiennes in Bernard and Doris

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ok but imagine conclave star wars au

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There is a lot of homoeroticism between Xavier and Cal on Paradise. Just saying.

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ok i’ll bite who’s writing the gorge au?

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

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Text posts as MSM2 characters :) [Other part]

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Text posts as SM2 characters :) [Another post]

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can't stop thinking about this...