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I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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Philza: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Nikia, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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fanfiction writers when they say "this is just a little oneshot" and then drop a 96k word emotional obliteration device

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How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

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Happy Pride Month Good Omens fandom! 🌈

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conversations with my sisters cat

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

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you are NOT entitled to fanfic.

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her