also, specify in tags how long im curious!!
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If you see this on your dash, it’s too late
((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))
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simpler times...
Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)
Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”
My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”
Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”
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must one be 'good' at bowling? is it not enough to simply be intoxicated and hurl a heavy thing wildly?
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They look so out of place
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Why couldn’t I have been at the club when We Were Young was playing all the time. Why did I have to be 12.
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the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
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Good morning besties let’s push this boulder up this hill
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funniest tiktok exchange of all time
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