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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
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PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
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sukuna like HOLY MOLY i need him
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game
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I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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alcohol and weed and computer
yeah baby groovy baby
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ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around
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