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It's their day, I don't make the rules

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

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that one friend who is insanely smart, but also the most oblivious person on earth

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I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."

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The pain… It will leave you once it's finished teaching you.

MONKEY MAN (2024) dir. Dev Patel

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31 and something Torchwood, dealer’s choice <3

Sorry this took me a hot minute zoe!

(31. After a small rejection)

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Andy was trying very, very hard not to laugh.

He really was. He knew that John didn't think he was trying, what with the giggles that were rapidly escaping Andy's closed lips, but he was, honest.

It's just... He was so cute.

John was rather stubbornly pouting, arms crossed as he held Andy's Neighbor's overweight Persian cat in his arms. Muffins, for her part, was enjoying the whole situation greatly, purring and happily headbutting John's chin.

It would be an adorable image... If John's eyes weren't watering like sprinklers.

"Love," Andy said, trying, really truly trying to keep his voice steady. "you're having an allergic reaction."

"I had cats growing up!" John said, "I'm not bloody allergic and I'm telling you, her owner doesn't want her anymore!"

"Missus MacGrady loves that cat more than her children and her husband," Andy pointed out, and John actually stomped his foot like a fussy toddler

"We can't keep Muffins," Andy said, clinging to the last vestiges of his resolve. "We can go to the shelter and find a different cat, one you're not allergic to."

John opened his mouth to protest again, and Andy quickly tacked on, "not that you're allergic to Muffins, obviously."

John looked so heartbroken that a small amount of the amusement died in Andy's chest, and he stepped closer to kiss his cheek.

"it's okay, love," Andy soothed, "Muffins wanders the whole apartment block, everyone knows her, you'll get to see her again."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

With a heavy, heartbroken sigh, John set muffins down... And sneezed.

An absolutely adorable, tiny little kitten sneeze. The cutest thing Andy had ever heard come out of John's mouth.

That was it, he was done for. Andy bent at the waist and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Update ITS SUPER ALIVE

I randomly decided to open some old Torchwood wips and uhhh my Torchwood X-Men au is suddenly very alive lmao

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

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i don't know if there is a single fandom for whom i have more admiration than the inception girlies. like damn. the main ship has literally 2:23 seconds of screen time together (and that's including times they aren't actually interacting, one is simply mentioning the other) and i know the fandom is not solely this one ship -- the film itself is basically custom build for fandom in terms of the potential world building and development of characters who are mostly composed of clever inferences and powered by charismatic performance -- but still. 2 minutes 23 seconds from a film that came out 13 years ago and the fandom (while obviously smaller/less active than it's peak era) is still going strong. you guys are indestructible gremlins of creativity, god-tier meta, and (fittingly for a fandom that arguably originated in a livejournal kink meme) deeply deeply horny. i respect and fear you all.

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I randomly decided to open some old Torchwood wips and uhhh my Torchwood X-Men au is suddenly very alive lmao

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Dancing plus a date they never got :(

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I actually don't think I'll ever get over the parallel between Ianto Jones dying because of an alien virus and then the Face of Boe saving a whole world from suffering the same fate.

Because Jack never did forget Ianto. He kept his promise. And his love for him helped him to save thousands of lives. One last time.

Sobbing. Janto will live in my heart forever.

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Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

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A well deserved rest.