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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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why does she say “warm it up” so many times in a song about milkshakes
also WHAT does this mean

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"are you ok with mutuals dming?" my mutuals can keep me as their pet if they want
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
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For more follow @xxstudssss
@dailydoseofxstud
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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly
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"I embrace the sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be one of my own choosing" is such a powerful line for an FAQ about Kinect functionality in the year of our Lord 2025

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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
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