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Open another front. In the land war, just open another front. Surely you will not regret opening another front.

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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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the problem with being someone who 1) lives in mountain lion range 2) enjoys night hiking is that there is a nonzero chance my last words will be "oh fugg a gougar"

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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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Women in Shakespeare

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let's do human transmutation with mama

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Once upon a time a game developer traded their soul for hyperrealistic human pores and in return the devil took away Finished Game and Only Pay One Time, things we didn’t even know were optional

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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Oh so you're American? Name every country

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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don’t say let me here you say “built different” unless you mean this

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his show is called TV TIME and one of the questions he asks on it is literally "what time is it" and there isn't a single "tenna clock" joke

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

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Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults