flanklurker
flanklurker
Flank Lurker
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Cypher/Omen/Skye simp. here for sweet sweet valo content and critical role hell, rogue/cleric/bard main, REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOSED Fuck around and send in imagines/hc requests for the protocol (xreader, xOC, xcharacter all welcome!) and I'll do my best Loz she/they Not Always Safe For Work (NSFW), not a minor
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flanklurker · 8 months ago
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With Kamala/Walz going up DAILY, I've seen more people talking about voting third party/Jill Stein (EW) and I believe the above screencaps from @three--rings can explain WHY Third Party votes NEVER work NOR is this the election to screw around in.
Everyone....like she says above.....PLEASE LEARN FROM HISTORY!!!
(Because if Trump gets in, he's NEVER LEAVING).
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flanklurker · 9 months ago
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whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.
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flanklurker · 9 months ago
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in response to the Among Us and CR collab
enjoy the stupidity of my brain
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flanklurker · 9 months ago
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flanklurker · 10 months ago
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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flanklurker · 10 months ago
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flanklurker · 10 months ago
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No better feeling in the world than when your pet comes to hang out with you 💙
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flanklurker · 11 months ago
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A fascist is a leftist's second-worst enemy, right behind a leftist's true worst enemy, which is a slightly-different leftist who holds 94% of the same political views.
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flanklurker · 11 months ago
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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw
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flanklurker · 11 months ago
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
#:3
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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queer platonic polycule whose primary purpose is to allow us to afford a house
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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flanklurker · 1 year ago
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I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
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