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I FORGOT TO REUPLOAD THIS STUPID JOKE

I laughed WAY too hard while making this btw

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Rude that I’m able to just look further down the page when I’m reading like some privative lizard part of my brain says “GOTA KNO WHAT HAPEN SEE, SEE NOW” real rude that I spoil my own damn self on ACCIDENT

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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

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many such cases

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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

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Making art of the eye of Sauron with reference pictures around is really discincerting

He really do be watchin

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I got bitten by a zombies while in my childhood home. Rather than freaking out because I was and still am terrified of zombies, I went to my bedroom and set my alarm clock to go off the next minute. It worked and I woke up.

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Sometimes you zone out for hours at your capital J Job and think about a children’s show

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James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

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working memory bad 💚

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today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

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How are you?

i wanna die sometimes but i’m fine