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GREEN DAY ARE COMING TO NZ

I dramatically look out the window, a single phrase; "It's time", slips out my lips barely louder than a whisper. I make my way to the garage, grabbing a sledgehammer as I pass the door. After what feels like hours of hitting away at the concrete floor, I have finally retrieved what was buried beneath. I pull a small case out of the rubble and dial in the combination on its silver lock. Inside lies a black shirt and a red tie and a tube of black eyeliner. I told you it wasn't just a phase mom.

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the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

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You gotta accept that some people just dont want you 

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mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

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DRAG HIM, DR. CUNT

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my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

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a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

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I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

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i’m so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses

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Me swearing around little kids

“Oh shit sorry”

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Stop growing up

the ball was so much fun ✨

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sorry everyone