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if i die, please bury me in one of two poses:

1. t-pose

2. you know i had to do it to em

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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I’m dying because on our band trip we formed a Walgreens cult. Our mascot is a baby Alligator named Walgreen.

Every time we passed a Walgreens we would chant.

I love my band

Underrated and underutilized spongebob meme:

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vague post

eh y’know just kinda

y’know

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Ah yes, 20gayteen…

Januqueery

Femmeuary

Butch

Gaypril

Gay

Pride Month

July but gay

Outgust

Sapphotember

Toptober

Bivember

Dykecember

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*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

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daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

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I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

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May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

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Depression is like being in an online game where you keep getting killed but you can’t quit unless you shut off the console.

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und sie waren Mitbewohner

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harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

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Concept: We’re laying on the ground, looking up at the stars. A shooting star goes by, but my wish has already been granted.