Yo Sarah -- Hella Gay -- Her/She I don't know what I am doing -- Inactive kinda (on FlareHue more)
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me: *in the closet but very vocal about lgbtq+ issues*
cis/het: why do you care so much? are you like gay or something??
me:
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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
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i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready.
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zayn should collab with one direction imagine how fire that track would be
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Protip: Don’t let your girlfriend ad-lib when introducing her to your rich parents
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