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hey vvris <3<

sending you a vvirtual hatesnog

wwhat are you goin to do wwith it i wwonder

Eridan, why do you always have to 8e such a freak?

You can’t just say “hi” in a normal way. You’ve always gotta m8ke it weird.

If you’re so desper8 to get all pitch here, why don’t you get off anonymous and f8ce me like a man!!!!!!!!

8ut yeah, “hey” to you too, or whatever. 8luhhhhhhhh.

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do you believe in the grumpy bedtime vriska

You guys are always messaging me a8out junk that no one’s ever heard of.

It’s pretty annoying!!!!!!!!

That does sound pretty gr8, though. Like two characters who are 8est friends! Pro8a8ly even a morailegence, if we’re 8eing honest.

It sounds like… I dunno. Something only really COOL people like. :::;)

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What's a flarp?

What, do you live under a rock????????

FLARP is only like… the 8EST game of all time! I’d say you should check it out, 8ut you’re pro8a8ly a pretty 8ig loser if you don’t already know a8out it.

Actually, you know what? You should give it a try! May8e you can meet my lusus someday! :::;)

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Did you go back and change all the eyes in your previous posts

NO!!!!!!!!

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0_0

Hey, Araaaaaaaadia! :::;)

How’s the whole 8eing dead thing tr8ting you? Hahaha!

If you’re ever down for a little rev8nge, you know where to find me! I’ve 8een crazy 8ored l8ly anyway, so seeing your ghosty 8itch face m8 8e a good change of p8ce!!!!!!!!

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mod you keep giving vriskas emojis 16 eyes, theres supposed to be 8 eyes lol. like ::::)

What???????? I have not! I know how many eyes my little smileys are supposed to have, stupid!

Only a total MORON would ever do it like that. Someone just COMPLETELY, ridiculously dum8!!!!!!!!! I know how to COUNT, dipshit!

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I know you’ve all pro8a8ly missed me, 8ut I do have a life outside of this 8log you know!!!!!!!!

I WILL 8e catching up on my asks, now, though. I see you guys left a lot of them for me! :::;)

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oH SORRY

}:(

If you were really sorry, you’d stop messaging me, 8ut yet you keep infecting my 8log with your stupid, pathetic, whiny whining. ::::/

[flarp-queen]

Kinnie

What are you even trying to say, here???????? ::::/

[flarp-queen]

are you sure youre not a slur?

O8VIOUSLY.

[flarp-queen]

have you tried smoking a bowl

A 8owl? Like… what you put gru8stew in???????? And gru8flakes? Why would I set that on fire? That doesn’t even m8ke any sense, stupid.

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What IS y9ur damage smaller Serket?

Who the fuck are you, and why do I feel like you’re suuuuuuuuper annoying????????

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uHHH HI VRISKA

i THOUGHT i SHOULD SAY HI.

uHH BYE

Didn’t you read my pinned post, moron???????? I thought your legs were 8roken, not your eyes!

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ar you a slu r :(

No!!!!!!!!

[flarp-queen]

Hey since you mentioned the word, you ever gotten hiccups, or any Troll's get 'them in general? Guessing you'd be easily annoyed by 'em

Yeah, trolls get hiccups! They’re suuuuuuuuper annoying. It’s got something to do with your chitinous tu8e getting agit8ed. 8ut you know what? I’m not a HUGE NERD so I don’t know all the details and stuff. They’re just a stupid thing that happens sometimes and serves NO higher purpose whatsoever.

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8y the way, Pyrope, if you see this, I’m not t8lking a8out you. Get ov8r yours8lf and get off my 8log!!!!!!!!

You know, it’s so funny h8w some8ody can do ONE thing that isn’t even that 8ad and sudd8nly ever8ody’s up their wastechute. Like, you put some l8ser in th8r place, some little NO8ODY who never mattered to 8egin with, and now you’re the worst person around! Every8ody keeps pestering you and yelling at you and going on and on and on like: “OH MY GOD S3RK3T WH4TS YOUR D4M4G4” Gee, I don’t know, maybe it’s the f8ct that you h8ve yet to j8mp down a w8ll!!!!!!!! Every8ody’s fine with everything until it isn’t TH8R idea, then it’s some horrid s8n that we sh8ld all fr8k out a8out for for8ver! That m8kes so much s8nse, right!!!!!!!!???????? We’re all soooooooo mor8lly super8r just 8ecause we only kill S8ME people. That’s so f8cking sm8rt, and not dum8 at all. F8cking hell.

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You know, it’s so funny h8w some8ody can do ONE thing that isn’t even that 8ad and sudd8nly ever8ody’s up their wastechute. Like, you put some l8ser in th8r place, some little NO8ODY who never mattered to 8egin with, and now you’re the worst person around! Every8ody keeps pestering you and yelling at you and going on and on and on like: “OH MY GOD S3RK3T WH4TS YOUR D4M4G4” Gee, I don’t know, maybe it’s the f8ct that you h8ve yet to j8mp down a w8ll!!!!!!!! Every8ody’s fine with everything until it isn’t TH8R idea, then it’s some horrid s8n that we sh8ld all fr8k out a8out for for8ver! That m8kes so much s8nse, right!!!!!!!!???????? We’re all soooooooo mor8lly super8r just 8ecause we only kill S8ME people. That’s so f8cking sm8rt, and not dum8 at all. F8cking hell.