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hi my new tumblr is @darkredheaven come say hello :)

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hi my new tumblr is @darkredheaven come say hello :)

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will byers + being left behind / loneliness.

endiness / the waves, virginia wolf / girlclothes / thanksgiving, ocean vuong / floating, kk kozik / beach read, emily henry / a ghost story, david lowery / working for the knife, mitski / night-time solitude, holly warburton / a river dies of thirst, mahmoud darwish

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glenn dean, landscapes of the west / user @petrichara

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yanni doing yanni things | kraken v devils | october 19, 2021

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i will not allow obsession to alter the way i behave [<- lying]

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@milkiane requested: Eddie Munson + smiling.

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Seen and passing   -   Sarah Summers, 2019.

Australian, b. 1990  -

Oil and oil stick on canvas, 83.6 x 66 cm

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happy steers & queers day to those who celebrate

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Tyson Jost → STL @ MIN, May 4, 2022

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hello, tis I, with another update on my boy

on Tuesday we are going to a concert together, we’re seeing 5 seconds of summer, which is my favorite band. we have to drive three hours one way. and I’d like y’all to consider this:

he doesn’t listen to 5SOS, he couldn’t name a single song by them, but he’s driving 6 hours round trip to go to a concert with me for a band he doesn’t listen to

anyway im gonna look really hot, and I really fucking wanna kiss him. people are 100% gonna think he’s my boyfriend there and I’m okay with that. BUT yeah I wanna kiss him so bad when we’re at the concert 😭 i mean I wanna kiss him so bad all the time but anyway. that’s my update, i assume this is a date??? i don’t know if he considers it a date but??? i think it is??? we’re driving three hours to go to a concert together??? and idk how that could NOT be a date??? Thoughts????

oh god this is SO exciting. ive BEEN saying he's into you but surely this just signs and seals it, right?

men are weird actually and there's probably some chance he's like "oh cool something to do :)" and seeing bands you've never heard before is fun 100% of the time, so that could be his reasoning, but coupled w the way he's acted in the past? fat chance lmao, i reckon he's got a lil crush at the very least

also i'm responding to this late, we gotta know how it went!

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masterlist!

flashyfucker. welcome ✷

hi! i’m jr. here’s a list of my nhl musings. thanks for looking xxx a quick aside. pretty much all my works are nsfw and are always meant to be consumed by adult readers. minors DO NOT INTERACT. grown ups only around these parts, thanks x 

HEADCANON  MASTERLIST x       ff.hc for all my headcanons in one place!       ff.doc for all my longer pieces in one place!

sidney crosby.             by the water, euphoria. ✷ part one. 5.6k. smut, angst. offseason sid <3             summary: your older sister is married to a hockey player, and in the midst of an angsty summer you’re about to share a bedroom wall with his team’s captain for a while. sid’s quite willing to help take your mind off things.

            by the water, euphoria. ✷ part two. 8.6k. smut. mutual pining.             summary: you and sid are all tangled up. still, you grit your teeth and dance around it: you’re both determined to make the rest of the vacation worthwhile. well, you are. you think sid might just be out to rile you up.

tyler seguin.             baby, when you talk like that. ✷ 2.6k. smut.             summary: tyler comes back to your shared hometown, sometimes. sometimes he takes pleasure in messing around with you. sometimes he’s not joking. wherein he rails you in his driveway against his car lmao.

jamie oleksiak.           summertime. ✷ 4.8k. smut. lil fluff. dads best friend!jamie.             summary: after weeks of teasing and sneaking around, jamie finally rails you in your parents’ home. If it happens to be in the bathroom during a super PG-13 birthday party… well, you’re thankful for thick walls (and your blissfully ignorant family).

more dads best friend!  ☆ ongoing musings about an AU where jamie is friends with your dad (and maybe you’re messing around with him, a little).

tyson jost.         longshot. ✷ 5.2k. smut.           summary: on a night in bed, you match with your best friend’s teammate on tinder. it’s real convenient that he happens to be crashing on your friend’s couch.

pierre-luc dubois.          trouble. ✷ 5.6k. smut.         summary: you and luc matched on tinder during quarantine. you traded numbers (and nudes), but nothing really came of it. now, months later, he shows up at a dinner party as your cousin’s new boyfriend, and all you can think of are the things you said you’d do to each other.

NON-HOCKEY  ✷

eddie munson.        that chill divine. ✷ 4k. smut.        summary: after he’s kicked out of a house party, you and your best friend plot your getaway from hawkins on his bedroom floor with his head between your thighs.

⭒ updated 03.07.2022

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round 2, game 2 - car v. nyr

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trouble | pierre luc dubois ✷

MY MASTERLIST summary: a couple months ago, pld was a guy from tinder in your phone, mid-quarantine with nothing better to do than trade all-too intimate texts in the early hours of the morning. now he’s at a family dinner as your cousin’s new boyfriend, and all either of you can think about are the things you promised you’d do to each other. pld x fem reader. word count: 5.6k. warnings: smut. cheating / morally grey (morally bad, actually lmao). little hints of size kink & dom pld, nothing super significant though. very vague alcohol mentions.      

The first time you’d spoken to Pierre-Luc, it was moments after you’d swiped right on his dating profile with a scoff at the stupid one liner in the top line of his bio. Tinder had pulled your sharp attention from the jigsaw puzzle laid out like a big blanket over your coffee table, the quarantine days-blending-nights, online college and endless throwaway hobbies taking their toll on your circadian rhythms.

You’d barely realised it was 2am at all until Pierre-Luc’s grey bubble spelled here’s trouble.

And that did something, twisted your stomach, his understated flirting. He had you faster than either of you even knew.

only trouble for you.

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that chill divine | eddie munson ✷

MY MASTERLIST / vibe playlist summary: after he’s kicked out of a house party, you and your best friend plot your getaway from hawkins on his bedroom floor with his head between your thighs. eddie x fem reader. warnings: smut. drugs & alc. pretentious little bitches (affectionate). a little pussy slapping. facial. denial kinda ?? bye lmao 18+. word count: 4k.

      One shot down chased with juice, weakly spiked, a puff of some guy’s weed, and it’s fun— Eddie rolls his eyes at the gaudy flirting, everyone making eyes all over the place, but he hits it, too.

Eddie buries a hand in your hair, tips your head back and laughs haughtily when someone pours a second shot down your throat. In a glittered moment, his scrunch-faced laughter gives way to focus, his fingers chasing a drop of whiskey that streams over your chin, pushing it back to your lips, open and wet and giggling, fingertips heavy and flirty on your tongue. But then you lose track of him, gone to the flashy show of rainbow light and bodies and music’s disco pulse, and you keep dancing.

You don’t even know who’s house this is.

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#The second part of season 4 is released tomorrow and I’m stressed