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Hi followers! It's been so long since I last posted here. I'm a bit ashamed that after so many years, I'm posting just to get help. But time is tough right now, if anybody could help me with just $200, I need to pay my electricity bill and some other stuff, I would appreciate it, thanks

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If anything is possible. is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.

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proud of my upstairs neighbors for finally pulling it together and working up the energy to vacuum every inch of their place at 10:27 pm

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Sorry I can't pay my rent this month. I bought an apple at the airport.

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I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.

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DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery.

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Do I have time to get a drink at the water fountain where the water does not crest above the dispenser?

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Should I name my son Bertram? My daughter reminded me of Betram, we call her Baby Betram sometimes so now I love the name, but what do you think for my future son's name?

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I can't believe we're going to the theater the same day Chris drowned a mouse in a puddle, don't we need a day to clear our heads?