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“Missing my husband… 😞”

who?? wtf is she on about now bro

“I’m practicing.”

FOR WHAT??

( @theorphicforest @thomasofithaka )

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“I- uhm- I can’t…I can’t remember.” She sobs, trying wipe her eyes as she tries to recall what they looked like. “They were…uhm..” Amari hiccups, still trying her best to think back.

“They had brown hair- I think-? And uhm-“ she sniffles. “I can’t see their eyes. They were tall and they were covered in freckles. Actually- did they have purple hair? No- purple streaks.” She tries to take a deep breath in, but chokes on it.

“I don’t….tel they took my baby!” Amari starts sobbing again.

“THOMAS!!!!” Amari comes up to him. That’s not unusual- what is unusual is that she’s sobbing her eyes out.

“ThEYSTOLEMyfUCKING-“ She’s crying so hard it’s hard to tell what she’s even saying.

“They- I…” Amari hiccups wiping at her face. “Someone stole my dog!” What?

“I got a dog, since I was really wanting a pet- and I was just trying to go get something I left in the arts and crafts building-“ She hiccups again and has to take a moment to breathe. More sobs.

“And when I got back someone was stealing her! They ran off and I couldn’t chase them and I- I…” Amari cries harder.

She grabs him by the arms and shakes him. “Tel you have to help me get her back! I can’t- I don’t…” Amari sniffles. She’s having a full on breakdown-

- @flashyrainbowloverr (her ass cannot catch a damn break with these Hermes kids)

“WHAT?!”

Thomas immediately shuts up. And clears his throat—well, shit.

He gripped her shoulders.

“Which camper? What did they look like? Do I need to kill them?”

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Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

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“YES IT ISSS!!!!!”

“If you’re not eating the candy wrapper along with the candy what are you doing.”

what the fuck.

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“AND ITS SO GOOD!!!”

“If you’re not eating the candy wrapper along with the candy what are you doing.”

what the fuck.

[ @theorphicforest @thomasofithaka ]

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“….”

“If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.”

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“It’s why I like Reese’s. Not only is there the wrapper- there is the little tray it comes on!”

“If you’re not eating the candy wrapper along with the candy what are you doing.”

what the fuck.

[ @theorphicforest @thomasofithaka ]

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“Yes they are?? It’s very edible.”

“If you’re not eating the candy wrapper along with the candy what are you doing.”

what the fuck.

[ @theorphicforest @thomasofithaka ]

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@thomasofithaka :3

RIP Telemachus you would’ve loved Taylor Swift’s Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me

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“Some people say so I guess? I think they’re lying-“

BAHAHAH

“If you’re not eating the candy wrapper along with the candy what are you doing.”

what the fuck.

[ @theorphicforest @thomasofithaka ]

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“If you’re not eating the candy wrapper along with the candy what are you doing.”

what the fuck.

[ @theorphicforest @thomasofithaka ]

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Rip Amari (you’re still alive I know) you would’ve hated the suitors and Hold Them Down

Oh ABSOLUTELY dude

She would’ve been acting like a feral animal to try and scare them. Jumping on tables and foaming at the mouth and shit. She’s also throw paint at them….

Odysseus shooting antinous? No Amari would be chucking rocks at him the second he talked about hurting tel and Penelope.

Sorry, uhm yes. Correct :)

“Suitors? Like the guys tel said….Uhm. Yeah.”

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“ONCE?! I was gnawing on that stuff for ages- I wonder if New York dirt tastes different…”

Thomas! How do you feel about ferrets? Do you know what a ferret is?

Also. What’s your opinion on dirt.

“I LOVE FERRETS!!” He almost chokes on his words halfway through.

“Hmmm.. I like it. Ate it when I was six once. Never again.”

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“Yeah. Core beliefs and stuff—they make you a good person. Or something.”

“…wait-“

“If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.”

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“Tel…that’s….not…”

“You need principles- you do everything anyone ever says you should, you’ll end up doing bad things man.”

“If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.”

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