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woa, totally not evil idol be upon ye 🎀

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suspiciously.... normal........

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Skully and a Yuu with glasses doing a Johnny Bravo and Velma mixing up glasses scene.

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My favorite MCD au is one where Aphmau continued playing Minecraft normally between all the lore and story. Like one moment she’s in this tense and dangerous moment, the next she’s going strip mining for diamonds because her tools keep breaking.

Imagine if she got all the way to going to The End, everyone freaks because it’s a complete other dimension and she’s like “guys relax I’m just gonna get an elytra…”

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The Onion continues to never miss

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Sun sighting

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Someone give Sebek a heated blanket 😤

I appreciate that all of the first years are suffering in their sleepwear cards

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okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good at cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

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I blame nana/kawaii~chan for my since of fashion

she’s the one go start it all…

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Lol, make sure you get some good rest after staying up. Anyways, I'd love to see you draw the Daycare Attendant. (Sun, Moon, or both! Whatever you wanna do.)

 SCRRRRRRUNKLY 🥺🧡💜✨

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i would find you and pretend to be your fiance while you desperately wish i would shut up in every universe ~ 💚💜

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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@staryjars NVM he's an olm, but close enough!

mermay day 12: abyss

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@staryjars He's an axolotl!!!

mermay day 12: abyss

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lets both have evil brothers who become shadow knights and not tell laurance

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Garrmau commission from today that I'm really proud of LOL

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instead of Laur getting his hair cut in my rewrite, Cadenza takes out his braids. His hair was caked in blood and dirt and she had to undo the braids to wash it all properly. He expressly asks her not to cut it, so she has to spend a long while combing it out, and washing it, because the blood had matted so much of it.

She decided not to braid it again afterwards because she doesn't know if itll happen again, if she'll have to sit there meticulously unbraiding his hair, trying not to hurt him because he's hurt enough, and washing and combing it until it's clean.