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You say you slayed Strange Aeons in the astral plane, and yet she clearly lives and is posting on Tumblr. I suspect you may have actually fought a decoy created through her dark magic.

No that's not her anymore. She has been replaced with a muppet. I will not be taking any further questions on the matter.

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Ohb my fucjung corndog

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What could your dad do to prove to you that he loves you more than Bucephalus? (other than killing the horse!)

Give me one hug oen time

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made you a pony sona because i know you love horses!!! :3333

You know DAMN WELL I cannot fucking stand those creatures. We have no choice but to duel. You. Me. June 22nd. 434 Eastern Parkway, Louisville, Kentucky. 6:00pm. We will fight in the parking lot. I will not bring my sword. We will battle like men, with our bare hands. Whoever cries first is the loser and deletes their blog forever.

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Hey when you guys say something is for the lovers and the dreamers can you include me in that too? The lovers the dreamers and me if it's not too much to ask

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thats awesome, the prophecy foretold it too

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Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

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all-new fidget toy i get frpm www. parking lot .crom

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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congrats to et al. for their very quantitatively impressive contribution to every scientific fields

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me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time

the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!

me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw

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hey um queer desi people if you think you're alone, i promise you're not. i'm here, we're here, and we exist. i love you.

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Maybe 90s industrial rock would save Victorian orphans. Ever think of that?

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@hatr @fasterthanlime

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

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Today's Cards Are: Dogs of Spades

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i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist