flavinbagel
flavinbagel
Bagel's Rebagels
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He/Him, 30s, I didn't know how tumblr worked in 2012 and it's too late to learn now.
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flavinbagel · 4 hours ago
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Vic is the smartest and funniest person there is I think
Brennan's announcement
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flavinbagel · 9 hours ago
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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.
six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.
point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.
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flavinbagel · 10 hours ago
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Herb Alpert's gonna get put in the whipped cream dress
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you should not be allowed to make an album with a picture of a woman as a cover if ur a man. also u should not be allowed to make a girl the poster character for a story u wrote if it's got a man as the protagonist. if u do it is the right of anyone with the power to do so to chain you to their basement and beat you and inject you with estrogen
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flavinbagel · 10 hours ago
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Wait. I just rb'd this from op. Well bravo
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Perhaps one of the fave interactions I had on Reddit, the fuck.
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flavinbagel · 10 hours ago
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bless u/DaCrazyWorldbuilder for daring to build a world in which fraternities do not exist.
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Perhaps one of the fave interactions I had on Reddit, the fuck.
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flavinbagel · 1 day ago
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flavinbagel · 1 day ago
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Very much looking forward to the drama and action from the newest Dimension 20 series. I'm all aboard the bus!
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flavinbagel · 1 day ago
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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flavinbagel · 1 day ago
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late summer / early fall thoughts
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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Americans love religion even more than Mad Magazine.
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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It's really funny when people think Iran is a desert cause we literally have forests in the north?? The Caspian sea is right up there?? Buddy they're still shoveling snow in Sabalan lmaoo
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Sabalan mountain, Ardabil
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Masal, Guilan
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Saravan forest park, Guilan
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Caspian sea
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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the current state of job hunting
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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Alexander McQueen Autumn/Winter 2024
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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For @quiddie
I don’t do poetry but uh… this wouldn’t let me sleep until it existed.
In honor of Little Hat and the Blue m&m.
We always knew
How this would end
We burned so slow
You were my friend
We sang our songs
You joined the band
We rode the bus
We took a stand
We fought our wars
And took our time
Collapsed on floors
While drinking wine
Our shoulders close
Our hands just brushed
We feared the most
The words we hushed
Caught in our throats
Heart beats in time
An echo here
These words that rhyme
“I love you dear,
Will you be mine?”
Collapsing now
Your lips on mine
The bus is gone
We rolled a six
Tragedy struck
Blue M&M
Between the lips
Beneath the teeth
Beyond the tongue
A hat alone
A man undone.
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flavinbagel · 2 days ago
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July 2, 2025 - “It's time for businesses to cut ties with Israel.” UN Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese called for member states to take action after publishing a report naming 45 companies she says are implicated in Israel's occupation and genocide. [video]
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