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Shaking the Hips in Relationships | Selectively Accepting !!

First of all? Total mlm/wlw solidarity even if they don’t say it.

Low key partners in crime? Honestly, these two would probably take over the world if they had the chance. If either of them could set aside their egos for five seconds and actually plan something decent out, everyone would be f u c k e d. Completely and totally fucked. 

Sasha would absolutely let Max have the best alcohol because her dad is never home and like fuck her step-mom is gonna realize that the alcohol is missing. That $400 bottle of Courvoisier is going straight to Max for his birthday with a cute little note telling him not to die of alcohol poisoning. 

When Sasha finally moves out, she invites Max to her apartment warming party. More often than not, she lets him stay whenever he wants. She doesn’t say anything about it, aside from bitching about him leaving trash in her super expensive penthouse apartment (yeah her dad is paying for it) but? Otherwise she lets him come and go as he pleases. Because she can kind of relate to having a shit home life anyway. (:

@ncbcdycares

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Send me 👤+ a character name for my muse’s opinion on that character

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Fall Out Boy- Heaven’s Gate

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“ Alright. You don’t like me, and I sure as fuck do not like you. But... I think we can totally agree that this camp is complete and utter shit. ”

{ @ncglectiisms​ | Camp Campbell Verse Starters }

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✨✨✨ requested by anon

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“ Listen. I’ll, like, totes pay you if you can distract David for five minutes so I can get the hell out of here and go back to where I belong. ”

{ @prcblemchiild | Camp Campbell Verse Starter }

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Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) // Fall Out Boy

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Nicknames | Accepting !!

“ Well, well, well… What’s up Mrs. Steal Your Girl? ”

@pussies4life​

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❣ - ignorantcword

Nicknames | Accepting !!

“ Uhg, if it isn’t Captain Kirk. Here to lecture me on, like, how I treat Nikki or some shit? ”

@somebodyfckinghasto @ignorantcword​

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Nicknames | Accepting !!

“ Hey, Tabii Cat, we should, like, totes go shopping soon. ”

@eyeronicallynamed​

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❝ Pizza party next time I die and come back. ❞

Night In The Woods | Accepting !!

“ Whaaaaaat? Um? I totally don’t want to wait, like, another seventy years for a fucking pizza party. ”

Sasha had heard some weird things in her life, like some REALLY weird things, but this had to be near the top.

“ Whatever. I’m just gonna go to Raisins instead. ”

@angelusmori

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( Me being active and actually getting shit done? Must be a manic episode. )

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send ❣ for my muse to give yours a cute nickname!!!

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send ❣ for my muse to give yours a cute nickname!!!

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

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lcstvndfcund replied to your post: ( UH. HEY EVERYONE. KARMA GOT ITS KISS FOR ME. )

now u cant go to jonathans D: