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immersive phantom but you get to hunt alw for sport
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whose pinterest board did they ransack for these images
#gets flashed at the immersive phantom experience#half these fits are a nip slip waiting to happen#hey alw can i enter the premises if i am wearing kohls couture#or maybe nordstrom rack perchance#these outfits are serving out of my tax bracket excellence#phantom of the opera#immersive poto
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will not be congratulating masquerade nyc for listening to feedback and adjusting accordingly because the initial info they provided was so outrageous it's really bare minimum core of them to bend to the will of the masses
#saw some ppl in their IG comments thanking them for making adjustments based on complaints from fans#and like yes buttt maybe don't trick buyers into thinking you're producing a limited run and also don't announce it's 21+ at the last minute#and then you won't get those complaints in the first place#anyway all this makes me want to break into patti lupones backyard and take a dive in the andrew lloyd webber memorial pool#as an act of resistence in a roundabout sort of way#phantom of the opera#immersive poto
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masquerade nyc suddenly magically spawning in a faq on their webpage and it's just a copy paste of all the questions people asked in their instagram comments lmfaoooo i know that marketing team was sweating
#oh suddenly you have 16+ performances?#oh suddenly there will be complimentary masks offered instead of being required to purchase them?#oh suddenly it's six weeks of PREVIEWS and not a limited run?#who would have thought!!!!!#phantom of the opera#immersive poto
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previews you say
6 weeks of performances after spending a year and millions of dollars to renovate a building for this one specific show. oh i'm sure
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i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i'm spreading my spores
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gnawing on my hand to refrain from bringing up my theory that lush is a phantom concept album
Don't listen to Mitski and think about Poto. I think I've acquired unrepairable emotional damage.
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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don't worry y'all, i'm producing my own immersive phantom. tickets are ten bucks and the venue is the storm tunnel underneath the las vegas strip, when it rains we float the gondola in the flash floods. food is provided (2 foot long hot dog)
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going to immersive phantom in a dress code-compliant color ballgown that is actually a tearaway ruveal into a red death costume and i utilize it just before why so silent to steal andrew lloyd webber's thunder out of sheer repugnance for him and his starting-at-200-dollars entry pricing
#told my fiancee about this plan last night and she said it gave her heart palpitations to imagine stealing the spotlight in such a way#not i! i'll do whatever i can for a spotlight and if it distresses alw all the better#a girl can dream cant she#phantom of the opera#immersive poto
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6 weeks of performances after spending a year and millions of dollars to renovate a building for this one specific show. oh i'm sure
#publicity stunt specialist andrew lloyd webber strikes again#i bet he's planning on making this show run until broadway goes out of business#just a man and a dream. which entails charging a $200 starting price entry fee#love!#phantom of the opera#immersive poto
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for an affordable and accessible price of one trillion bazillion million dollars and six hundred sixty six cents you too can be invited to experience andrew lloyd webber's overbudget self- insert walking tour AND enjoy a complimentary glass of champagne infused with sewage extracted from the opera garnier's cellar for an Immersive Experience Courtesy Of Your Host The Dark Romantasy Sex Prince Of Darkness aka the wet dream kinnie of an old british man who still hasn't gotten over his ex wife a century later. also you need to wear extravagant footwear to be granted entry but no heels but that doesn't matter because women don't exist in lloydwebberworld unless they have the miley cyrus blue eyed stare and the aura of a deer in the headlights. oh also you do not get to know the dates of this Legendary Event until the last second! you're welcome! love, your host
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chat are we fucking with a quiet you try my patience followed by a loud make your choice or a loud you try my patience followed by a quiet make your choice
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“work wife” let’s take this to the next level. Work ex-wife. we had something once
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HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse
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