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april 5th i was the first person to say “what if i shipped jeb and the sheriff /gq” now my @ is in krinkels’ twitter bio. never give up.

the ship name is sherjeb btw i should know this is my doing

pleas gof ollow my twitter i post literally all my madness shit there

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BAD HISTRIONIC FEELINGS!!!!!

when people DATE or have FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER (and one of the people isnt u!!!!!)

your original content going ignored

hell, even stuff you reblogged going ignored 

seeing selfies with thousands of notes

especially the selfies of other histrionic people with thousands of notes

when people share your astrological sign, or any aspect of your personality really, because you have to be Unique

having boring days

waking up and having no blog activity since last night 

waking up and seeing no new skype messages, texts, kik messages, etc!

being around people who arent attracted to you!!!!!!!

the urge to seduce people you are not attracted to!

when someone asks you to like/reblog in the tags, and you want to to Help Out Your Fellow Histrionic, but they already have significantly more notes than you do and you feel like you would be contributing to your own Lack Of Attention

PEOPLE SPEAKING OVER YOU 

PEOPLE IGNORING YOU WHEN YOU TALK

when someone else gets more laughs than you do 

trying to take on leadership positions that you dont want just because it means people will look at you/pay attention to you

when it feels better to be totally alone than it does to be with people who like someone else more than you 

when you exaggerate or flat out lie for attention

wondering how much of your life is a lie 

wondering how many people know you’re a liar

“attention wh*re”

when someone who has/had had a crush on you stops having a crush on you

sharing a birthday with someone you know

“i don’t understand what you just said”

“calm down”

“hey, can you leave for a minute? x and I need to talk privately” BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY ITS ABOUT YOU 

lapses in activity, even if they’re temporary

“i made this post 25 SECONDS AGO why doesnt it have AT LEAST 10000000 NOTES?!?!?!?!?!”

“you like x? [deriding comment]” // having to change your personality/interests/appearance just to appeal to other people

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you know how it is with spaghetti

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Giving up and giving in

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THIS FUCKING DRAWING GOT IN AN ARTICLE/!?! ?

i am rotating wonder woman in my mind

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i havent posted in years but i  kin jimmy

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why would i be 

standing still

when you’ve got blood that i need to spill?

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Jimmy from Hardcore Henry and Payday 2 is off the shits!

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i like the idea of these four going on heists together bc of how absolutely chaotic this team composition would be. anyway rust is designated team dad against his will bc he’s the only one in control of the collective brain cell i don’t make the rules sorry

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We need the Payday gang to meet the real Jimmy and push him around in his wheelchair.

omg it’s been 2 years and I am still bitter because of that scene in the elevator. IT JUST HURTS MAn.

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A friend requested NPD trans, gay, and trans gay, and friend’s reqs come first(especially when they’re for something like this that applies to me).

I can do more if requested! I associate royal colors with my NPD, so, purple, red, dark pink, dark blue, gold of course, etc.

Top row, from left to right: Remasted NPD(no longer just narcissistic) lesbian, NPD gay, NPD bi Bottom row, from left to right: NPD trans, NPD nonbinary

[Trans lesbian/gay/bi and nb lesbian/gay/bi versions here]

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jimmy: (slaps his nose) this bad boy can fit so much coke in it

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"Hello, Henry. Well, if you're hearing this, there's one more thing I need you to do."

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The Book of Magic Tricks!

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Vintage Bunny The Magician Mechanical Toy

Made in Japan by Alps (Found on ebay)