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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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when I was like 14 I almost made a rap about html and css. i wrote like 3 bars and realized that I would deeply regret it if I continued. life saving foresight
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How to feel like a person?
dont live with your mom
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This little cutie climbed up on me while I applied to adopt her
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The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich
SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville
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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen
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newborn pudu fawn named petal via the san diego zoo
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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.
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