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I don’t want to put anyone down so know this is my opinion but whenever I see soviet with a six pack I go…… no….. give that man some chub please 💔 and if she’s a woman this counts too no snatched waist give her stomach rolls PLEASEEEEE 💔 middle aged dad or mom that doesn’t have as much time to exercise anymore cuz they have like 15 kids to take care of come on

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I love my sex themed Tumblr dashboard. Just scrolling and every post is penis penis penis penis penis vagina vagina penis penis

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Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory

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being a computer fucker while also being basically computer-illiterate is like being a straight man who doesn't know where the clit is

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I drew satw south america who exists in only one comic but I thought he was very cute so you know what I’m beaming him with my latino favoritism ray. he speaks portuñol and I want to have a beer with him

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me and @fleshtart imagined a beautiful world where france and britain had a human child at some point (who died of tuberculosis obviously). in the present the entire family will offhandedly mention him in the most random moments and no one knows what the fuck they’re talking about

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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who’s heart is aching for a breaking 🍷🇫🇷

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saw rusger art on twitter and imagined a world where kerjäta russia and abstract fascination germany interact. russia likes to bother him and keeps calling him fritz and kraut but hey still helps when he does not understand a word that germany says and allows him to talk about robotics for 30 minutes straight

and bonus art because I can’t help myself teehee ❤️

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the serb. one day I’ll have enough patience to draw him in a uniform but today is not that day

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house of my father and such

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God what are you some kind of a fucking Timmycon? [TL: Shotacon comes from the untranslatable term "奨太" a common boys name associated with younger people.]

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@humsbugs