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So, there's this character who appears in the first installment of The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir. They're a highly skilled fighter who's been training with a sword for as long as they could pick one up. They grew up alongside a remarkably intelligent and talented necromancer, who is a little bit younger than them and bullies them a lot. They dream of building their own life that isn't shaped by their necromancer, who does everything they can to prevent this.
On arriving at Canaan House, they appear to be the perfect cavalier for their House, a purposefully constructed image concealing that things aren't exactly as they appear. They believe themselves to be the main character of the story, but outside observation reveals that this is mostly just the hollow posturing of someone who's never really been in control of their lives, and mostly just succeeds in making them look obnoxious.
After dying and paving the way for their necromancer to ascend to lyctorhood, they continue to haunt the second instalment. Their necromancer performs some extreme form of surgery with the help of their only other peer, and this is supposed to have an effect on their fallen cavalier, but it doesn't entirely work.
Finally, they come back in the third instalment... or, more accurately, their body does, under a different name to the one they were introduced under in book one, but not that different. Even in death, their body is not allowed to simply rest and be spared from necromantic fuckery.
Now, was I talking about Gideon Nav in this post, or Naberius Tern?
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guy friend I'm texting with says that he finished a bukowski book and that they think very similarly. i can never think of bukowski without thinking of this specific old tumblr post

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drawfee is such a good channel because everyone contains so many multitudes what do you MEAN julia "count the posts" "im using blender" lepetit is the same person who drew that bobby hill. insanity



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Do people consider it rude to be on the phone for a long time if you're a passenger in a car? Yes - Zoomer or younger No - Zoomer or younger Yes - Millennial No - Millennial Yes - Gen X No - Gen X Yes - Boomer or older No - Boomer or older
#nope ! as long as you're not distracting the driver#i love a car yap personally so if i'm not driving i'm usually engaged in conversation one way or another#but i mean as long as you let me know first that you're calling someone/getting a call so i don't look like a dumbass responding to you LMAO
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Everyone is so confused by they/them until you do not use they/them, then suddenly it's the only pronouns they understand
#mmmmyup.#i use he/they and boy howdy do people love defaulting to they and never using he#even though honestly i prefer he#i know it's different bc i still do use they. but i do Notice when people simply Refuse to use he at all
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
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being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid
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remembering something degrading i did for somebody who didn’t respect me to begin with
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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something
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Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!
(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)
And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon
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guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔
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