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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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the hilson playlist is almost done...all of the songs i want on there are on there, and the general outline is in place—it's bookended by two versions of you can't always get what you want, and all the other songs are either from house's pov or wilson's pov, and it alternates (house song-wilson song-house-wilson-etc). what remains is to arrange them in a general arc or order i find satisfactory, which i have yet to arrive at. i dont wanna do it chronologically bc i dont think it'll really work out. currently im finding pairs of house/wilson songs that somehow speak to each other. i might also try to group it by vibe, so maybe it starts with slow songs and speeds up or smthn. idk. suggestions welcome

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Look I’ve been seeing it go around and I gotta come out in defense of gay Wilson as an engaging headcanon. A man so immersed in compulsory heterosexuality that he can’t see the forest for the trees?

This is so interesting to me.

Bouncing from radically different wife to radically different wife because maybe you’ll get it right and find your type this time. Without realizing that you don’t HAVE a ‘type’ of woman.

So unsure of who you are in a heterosexual relationship that all you can do is don a hyped-up Prince Charming role of masculinity that eventually degrades and fails you.

Mistaking affection for romantic love and never understanding why you always reach a point where your relationship makes your skin itch. You love her, so why can’t you do right by her? Asking yourself what’s wrong with you and never finding the answer.

Comp!het Wilson is so so interesting to me. The Wilson who played the game his whole life. Who loves winning at social roles and is terrified at the idea of stepping outside of them—of failing to fit. Just like with the furniture. Who is he if he steps outside of convention? And how can he navigate the social expectations of that? He grew up as the golden boy into someone who should have been the golden man.

When you read Wilson as gay, his navigation of social roles and expectations through the lens of comp!het can be so extremely interesting. And House is still the only person he’s willing to threaten his social roles (board member, oncologist, Perfect Doctor) for.

If it’s not your vibe I hear you, but personally I just think gay Wilson is so interesting.

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House M.D. but it's when Wilson and House says each other's name

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could you please PLEASE repost the stand by your man amv? OP edited the original post claiming hey hate house md now + hem seems to be very pro incest these days, i don't really feel comfortable rebloging it from them.

damn, such a fandom staple. here's the now edited post and what anon said regretably does check out. Since OP has edited the post and claims to no longer wish to be associated with the fandom i feel like reposting it is fair, considering this is, precisely, a blog meant to archive these creations and prevent them from getting lost.

house/wilson | stand by your man

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give him some space wilson he’s not going anywhere …he’ll come waddling back even if he does.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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ASSORTED THOUGHTS ON THERMODYNAMICS multi-color linocut tetraptych process under the cut

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sighh on hour 10 of what was meant to be an 11-hr train ride that has turned into a 13-hr train ride. train ride which is replacing a 2-hr flight that got cancelled and cld not be rebooked except to an 8pm flight today (the day after we were meant to fly) that (as we suspected it wld) also got cancelled. flight that was a connection on the way back from a much, much longer flight. spent the night at an airport hotel. around four hours ago i burst into tears for reasons that are largely a mystery to me (not even that frustrated by all this; i like trains; i dont have anything that urgent at home to get back to; admittedly the ac on this train is also broken and id be a lot happier if it werent) and then passed out for four hours. reasons for crying may include i got a job offer for this year but it pays so little money and id have to bike half an hour there and back every day. and it wld be so much work and i just want to make a reasonable amount of money which shouldnt be that hard i am pretty good at my field and have a fair amount of experience by now. and my father (trying to be helpful) was basically like if you actually applied yourself to job applications you could make a livable wage you spend a million more times doing things like making edits on your phone if you spent like any of that doing job applications you could get a job that pays reasonably. which is true but also makes me feel like a stupid child and kind of takes the fun out of doing silly things like making edits on my phone -> bc then i just perceive it as wasted time -> which it isnt bc i like doing it, especially not rn on this train ride when i am not in the right headspace to do literally anything else -> but i dont like doing it if i perceive it as wasted time. etc. honestly i think this aspect of it (loss of enjoyment in smthn i like) made me emotional more than the whole "im bad at being a person" thing which i have rehashed and worked on 5 william times in the last 6 years by now. I wouldnt even need a job for this year tho if the grad school i got into hadnt deferred me by a year bc of too many ppl accepting offers this year OR IF THE FUCK ASS SCHOOL I SUBBED AT FULL TIME THIS YEAR OFFERED ME A JOB LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD i hate charter schools. also im staying in another state w family for the summer and i didnt successfully figure out my T before leaving so ive been off it for a few weeks now maybe like a month and idk when i'll get back on. b4 i left i also fucked up my shot and gave myself cellulitis (got better) which obviously freaked me the fuck out so i had already skipped a week when i left. so maybe my period is coming back which isnt even regular bc of my nexplanon #mynexplanon. anyways none of this is life ruining or whatever things will be fine a year from now at the latest. but honestly laying it all out it's pretty reasonable that i burst into tears. might start smoking cigs this summer it's a very easy bad habit to cultivate (have done it occasionally never been to actually buy a pack myself) and theres several good ones im trying to cultivate (piano, exercise, sleep schedule) so i deserve a little something to hurt me just slightly

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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(crouching down to lay my hand on a post, trying to determine if my mutual could still be online) still warm...