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gniight from this part of the world

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@biiblephile  >>       “  what hideous sins have you committed lately?  ”      //  meme :   *  ―   ⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

❛  I did release a swarm of bot flies into a local restaurant . ❜ such a statement should not be delivered with the same amount of enthusiasm as one would comment on the weather, and yet it is exactly the stance the demon had on the matter. they tilt their head at the angel, very aware that he was probably just trying to be nice with the small talk.

❛  my wheelhouse was never REALLY in sins, with being a harbinger of famine and disease . ❜

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😇 biiblephile — independent, private aziraphale of good omens. crossover & oc friendly. blessed by draco.

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// ;;; starter for @heavenfelled

hell was the same retched place as ever, although to beelzebub it seemed even worse now that they had some fresh eyes from the beautiful nebulae littering the vastness of space. nevertheless, they flutter around shambling hoardes of demons through the LABYRINTH of dark and dim hallways, knowing the way to their old office like the wings on their back.

𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩

now, beelzebub would deny it to heaven and back if asked, but they did miss hell a little. it had been a while since they'd gotten the chance to check the place out again, not daring the grace earth with gabriel for the longest time in fear of retributions. but it was familiar ground, like slipping into a old jacket forgotten in a closet.

this on the other hand, wasn't familiar at all.

❛ crowley what the 🇫‌🇺‌🇨‌🇰‌ 🇩‌🇮‌🇩‌ 🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌ do to my office ?? ❜

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❛ I'd hazard a guess it's the statue Gabriel likes to stare at, attracting 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 and whatelse.  ❜ personally beelzebub didn't see the resemblance, but it made gabriel happy so it made them happy too. when they look up from the neck of the liquor bottle, black eyes meet yellow, and beelzebub could not handle the sadness in them. they weren't made for emotions like that, demons were supposed to be straightforward, and yet somehow they understood it.

🇮‌🇹‌ 🇸‌🇨‌🇦‌🇷‌🇪‌🇩‌ 🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇲‌

they look back down to the ground, shoulders slumping, resisting the urge to lie down on the hard ground with crowley. maybe the juice had been alcoholic after all.

❛ the nebulas you built were pretty.  ❜ they were more than pretty, had always been, and this was very much a distraction from how heavy the conversation suddenly felt in their chest. ❛ and I don't really care for humanity 🇴‌🇷‌ 🇲‌🇴‌🇸‌🇹‌ 🇩‌🇪‌🇲‌🇴‌🇳‌🇸‌, but it would truly be a bit of a shame.  ❜

that's all they can manage to muster on the caring side, it's hard to, even now shake off what hell had instilled in them for centuries, the urge for conflict they really had started to detest. so really it surpises them that crowley, after their usual slur of sentences had said WE, had added THEM to the same side the snake was on.

❛ would he use them though ?? he never struck me as a smiting type, or even fighting type, soft.  ❜

like me. it’s mouthed with a sarcastic shake of their head before they groan again, moving until they were laying on their back on the cold street. staring up at the sky for a long moment. as if they could see the very nebula they’d run off to.               ❝      do all angelic and demonic rendezvous end up in edinburgh? huh ….      ❞      it’s a drunken thought that slips through their lips as they take their glasses off, yellow eyes tired. sad. 

             ❝      you think those wankwings are done trying to start this all over just because you got your happy ending? no, no, no, no. they’re not resting until everything here is dead. hell and heaven both want their war, they’ve never stopped with that.      ❞      now they’re just making aziraphale the face of it. and the stupid bastard was too blind by the praise to even notice. 

it would probably be best that crowley didn’t stare in shock while beelzebub drank the rest of the bottle, though in their drunken state it does take them a moment to remember that it’s not alcohol anymore. despite just throwing a fit about it. 

             ❝      what choice do i have?       ❞      they groan, anger bubbling up inside them but not at beelzebub. just at the frustration of the entire blessed thing.               ❝      it’s me against all of heaven and hell, at least when he was here we had a fighting chance. i could distract both sides – for a bit but the prince of heaven –       ❞      oh, that makes them feel sick. that was aziraphle, now.               ❝      – he knows every trick in my book. we’re fucked, beelzebub..      ❞      

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please populate hell..... beelzebub needs ppl to boss around, and maybe some angels to threaten

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this  is  a  very  selective  mutuals  only  roleplay  blog  for  Beelzebulb  from  the  Good  Omens  tv  show  as  well  as  book,  canon  expanding  and  heavy  headcanon  based,  read  rules  before  interaction,  both  mun  and  muse  are  over  25  and  this  blog  is 20+,   common  triggers  include  rot  /  gore  /  disease  /  insects  of  all  kind  but  most  notably  the  fly  and  it’s  larvae.     !! personal blogs are blocked on sight !!

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peddling in the exploration   ;;      of sweet scents that border on rot,   self sabotage for companionship,   power that can be so easily ripped from you, apathetic unreality,  complacency and bitterness and  pedantic  paperwork,

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into the carrd mines i go, whish me luck

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the dumb thing is most ppl don't even look at blogs anymore and so much of the rcp is mobile only anyway but i'm such an old rp fart i cannot help but obsess over how my blog looks, I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT, why am i in the code

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i probably should make a relationship tag for beez/gabe huh.....

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― caitlyn siehl

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

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like, beelz*bub genuinely was a big thing in hell, the judge jury and executioner, the eyes on top of the panopticon, the one always watching, they were one of the reason for the 6000 years of pining, because one wrong move (or even twenty, really at some point hell just got less and less into monitoring) and az/crowly would get reprimanded, the equivalent of archangel fucking gab*iel

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          ❛   clearly it's 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆.... you're smoking.   ❜   unnecessary comment, crowley probably already knew, but beelzebub couldn't help it. they weren't good with emotions, not with their own let alone someone else. ( let alone another demons )

          ❛   hows running from shax going ??   ❜   they feign an air of nonchalance, but beelzebub knew if they were to ACTUALLY step properly on earth again they'd need some tips.

@flieswatting / beelzebub sent : "you've changed, and not in a good way."

he spins on heel, hands flared in dramatics. ' - why's everyone been saying that lately ! you lot are obsessed with me, y'know ; s'not healthy. '

a hand perches at their hip, the other at his brow, lain heavy with ... frustration? exasperation? or something else entirely. smoke escapes through gritted teeth. ' i'm fine - great, as a matter of fact ! i'm doing better than ever. nothiiing to see here ! '

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sorry if ya'll have been having trouble with my posts/replies, it was my fault, i refused to use the beta editor, which is kinda better when using xkit rewritten....

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Ask me questions about my muse.  Is there something you are curious about?  Ask away!  I’m open to give as much insight as I can! 

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'did i do something?'

beelzebub cannot believe they put their 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐇 on for this. utterly wasted on such incredulous disinterest, typical of crowley to not even bother to REALIZE the occasion was aimed at him. thankfully the prince doesn't even have to command their flies to swarm more aggressively around the snake, as they tended to react like that at whomever was annoying them specifically in the moment ( and such moments were frequent when one was in the position they were in ).

          ❛   you're getting a...   ❜   a pause, a cough, and an opened scroll,     ❛   commendation for dreadfully dastartly work ethic.   ❜   beelzebuld would have to have another talk with dagon and his insistence on replacing every word that sounded in any way positive with... whatever this was, it was getting ridiculous. maybe after the whole ceremony business was done.

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