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"ADVENTURE TIME COME ON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS WE ARE OFF TO VERY DISTANT LANDS JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN!"

<img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fantendo/images/b/b4/Viridi_-_Kid_Icarus_Uprising_sprite_14.png/revision/latest?cb=20150322140129"> "You must live in heaven!"

"Um I'm a nephlim and that just means one of my parents was an angel the other human" explained Marcus "well in my case an archangel"

“Oh, ok! Thank you for explaining that now I know more about you and we can be better friends!”

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OH SO A GOD WANTS TO DESTROY HUMANS THAT OTHER GODS DEPEND SOOOO MUCH ON, JUST SO SHE CAN 'SAVE THE EARTH' BLAH BLAH BLAH! :33

"PROBLEM WITH THAT?! IF YOU HAVE ONE I SAY YOU JOIN THE HUMANS WHEN I DESTROY THEM!""Yeah I feel you on the angry friend thing. Again please ignore Viridi."You are one of the most creative people ever I have met actually. Ever consider writing? You think of some interesting characters.

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Wait if you are flightless then why are you the leader of gods freaking army

"Well something bad happened to the other angels I prefer not to talk about and I'm the only one left! Lady Palutena can grant me the power of flight for five minutes anyways! Her options for head of her guard were me or centurions."

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Hey Pit what do call a angle on earth? "An endangered species" - Bayonetta 2014

"I don't understand the joke."

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:33<*ac faces Viridi* :33

"Get out... I'm hurting the humans end of story and if you try and stop me you as well! I'm done with their Earth ruining shit!""Please excuse her temper."

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"Um I'm a nephlim and that just means one of my parents was an angel the other human" explained Marcus "well in my case an archangel"

"Oh, ok! Thank you for explaining that now I know more about you and we can be better friends!"

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Are you okay?

Yeah I didn't mention it on accident, but I took a mini break.

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This is the amazing person award and I would like you all to know that even though this is technically pit's blog, you're all awesome. Anyway its one of those chain awards where you paste it into the asks of 8 people you think are amazing for the award of seeing them happy

Thanks! I don't really know many people, but I will send it to those who I know should get it and see if it adds up to 8 or not! - @smol-nerd

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Pit what's the difference between your moves in Brawl and Wii U

"In brawl my power of flight lasted longer and was more controllable. I didn't have the upper dash arm I had that spam spin move I don't remember the name of. My smash ball instead of the three sacred treasures was centurions. That's all I can remember right now anyways, but I was pretty different then I didn't even sound the same!"

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Here, Pit! Have some deep fried angel wings!

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"Why do you hate me?"

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:33<*ac faces efurryone* :33

"I don't really care, but if it makes you happy congratulations buddy."

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hey Pit i have dlc characters in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

"Are they friendly?! Will they be my friends?"

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Hey viridi and palutena have you heard of nephlim, they're half Angel half human

"This sounds interesting!""LETS CUT THE HUMAN PART OUT!""Sorry Viridi, but that's not possible I don't think anyways and that would hurt the human.""DAMN IT! I'll destroy you if you don't keep your annoying mouth shut Pit!"

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:33<*ac purrs while holding on to the green-haired lady's shoulder*

"This is a new one!"

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"Your welcome!"

“SURPRIIIIISE!”

- @flightless-pit

AHHHHH, THANK YOU @flightless-pit!!! I LOVE PEEPS!!!!

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"I do! At least I always come back to life after the match."

"I'm hi so your an angel" said Marcus (Marcus is half angel)

“Hi there! I am an angel who works for the goddess of light Palutena.”

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:33<*ac pounces on the green-haired lady to give her a big tackle-hug*

"Oh! Hello there."