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When the gate agent tells you they left the exit row open, so you wouldn't have to brief anyone

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When someone in first class changes their mind about wanting another drink AFTER you've already locked everything up

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Whenever you have the first departure out of YYZ in the morning and someone starts complaining because we have to sit on the ground for another half hour before we can take off

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When someone asks for a glass of water to take medicine during boarding

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What DEN layovers have been like since they legalized marijuana

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When you find out the airport you're in has a Starbucks

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How the pilots usually end up looking when going out during a long layover.

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Why do I have to turn my phone off?  It's already on airplane mode!

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When you actually get a weekend off.

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Sir, I'm a Mileage Plus customer, and my seat is all the way in the last row of the plane.

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My first reaction the other day when I saw one of my first class passengers going full on "clam digger."

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Excuse me sir, I have a connecting flight that leaves in ten minutes.

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The first time you've had more than two days off in MONTHS.

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When you're stuck because of a mechanical, and the maintenance guy comes on and says he doesn't think he'll be able to fix it you just want to say:

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When you've sitting on the plane because of a mechanical, but are sick of using an airplane lav for the day, so you go inside, and all of the passengers start asking you if the plane is actually going to go somewhere, you're just like...

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We're flight attendants...  DUH.

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When you're flying with one of your pilot crushes you just wanna be like...