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Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared \ So I

Aries: I’m scared they won’t hear me \ So I scream louder

Taurus: I’m scared they need more \ So I’m giving my all

Gemini: I’m scared they won’t like me \ So I become another

Cancer: I’m scared they will leave me \ So I don’t let them in

Leo: I’m scared they’ll forget me \ So I keep reminding them I’m here

Virgo: I’m scared they‘ll find better \ So I keep being the best

Libra: I’m scared of their opinions \ So I silenced mine

Scorpio: I’m scared they will hurt me \ So I won’t let them know me

Sagittarius: I’m scared they will lock me \ So I keep running away

Capricorn: I’m scared they won’t be satisfied \ So I never rest

Aquarius: I’m scared they’ll make me one of them \ So I’m staying outside

Pisces: I’m scared they’ll devour me \ So I devour myself

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          “Yeah, just a bit. Just be glad our enemies haven’t figured            it out. Ha, okay. I trust you. Just gimme... twenty minutes?            I’ll get them covered.”

          “There’s something unsettling about knowing how            easy it is to bribe that woman–just trust me. Get the            patrols covered. Bribe Tim too if you have to.”

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Person A, noticeably disheveled as they enter the room: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff Person B, also disheveled and grinning smugly: I’m stuff

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Your Stormtrooper Identification Code

1) The first non-vowel letter of your last name 2) The last non-vowel letter of your last name 3) Your age 4) The number of siblings you have 5) The number of pets you have

Tag yourself I’m FL-1701

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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Hoe Don’t Do It

Bitch, watch me || not accepting

Dick grinned at Damian, popping the lid off the bottle. “What? Drink the whole thing? Well, if you insist,” he said, completely ignoring Damian’s “Grayson, don’t-”

He tipped the bottle back, drinking the hot sauce as fast as possible. After a few moments, the burn hit the back of his throat. But he soldiered on, even as tears prickled at the corners of his eyes. 

Finally, he slammed the empty bottle on the table, gasping out “Ha, did it,” before making beeline for the fridge. Time to drink half a carton of milk to get the helfire burn out of his mouth. 

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until dawn sentence meme

❛  The FUCK are you trying to do?  ❜ ❛  You want to ruin our fun that bad? ❜ ❛  Did you see it?  ❜ ❛  You were looking at your phone! What, are you tweeting?  ❜ ❛  I feel like someone’s watching us.  ❜ ❛  Well it’s definitely creepy down here.   ❜ ❛  Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!  ❜ ❛  Boom. Butterfly effect.  ❜ ❛  At least I can think. 4.0, bitch.  ❜ ❛  Suck on that when you’re trying to sleep your way into a job.  ❜ ❛  Sleepover! Can we order pizza?  ❜ ❛  Go suck an egg!  ❜ ❛  Oh, yeah, we’re sooo gonna make out. ❜ ❛  If it were me, I wouldn’t want this place to burn down on my watch.  ❜ ❛  Oh did you not hear me? Was your sluttiness too loud?  ❜ ❛  Right, because she gave a shit about your designer letter jacket.  ❜ ❛  Damn right I’m right. I’m always right.  ❜ ❛  Don’t think, you idiot!  ❜ ❛  You couldn’t buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.  ❜ ❛  Who needs grades when you’ve got ALL the natural advantages you can handle?  ❜ ❛  That bitch is on crack or something.  ❜ ❛  Have fun with the peanut gallery.  ❜ ❛  I’m supposed to be his best friend and I let him down.  ❜ ❛  Every second that I spent with you was the only thing I wanted to do with my time.  ❜ ❛  I should have told you how i felt.  ❜ ❛  Have whatever you want. You just take whatever you want anyways, right?  ❜ ❛  You rock. A-plus, would buy again.  ❜ ❛  Why do you hate my jacket?  ❜ ❛  When are you gonna take her to the bonezone?  ❜ ❛  I just want to rip her parka right off of her… make some snow angels, am I right?  ❜ ❛  No… you’re not real! No… you’re not…  ❜ ❛  Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable.  ❜ ❛  We’re freezing our buns off out here.  ❜ ❛  Hey… come back safe.  ❜ ❛  Well, this isn’t the internet. This is real life.  ❜ ❛  Whoah, easy there cowboy.  ❜ ❛  You guys are jerks, you know that?  ❜

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          “Well, I know I can get Tim to cover. He still owes            me from the last time. I dunno about Babs but we            could always ask nicely. Or ply her with gifts. Out            of curiosity, why?”

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          “–out of curiosity, how difficult d’you think it’d be to          get Tim and Babs to cover our patrols fr a couple of         days? Hypothetically speaking of course.”

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"What have they done to you?"

that one torture meme || not accepting

Floating. Drifting through vague thoughts, none sticking in his head long enough to make an impact. Miles better than the pain that licked at his veins for days on end. Pressure, on his wrists. Not enough to bother him, to penetrate the thick haze. His eyes fluttered open to see dark stone walls, the same he’d seen every other time. He let his eyes drift shut again, head dropping to his chest. 

Distantly, he heard a familiar sound. A sort of clattering, paired with yells. Gunfire? 

He blinked and shook his head dazedly. 

More indistinct shouting and heavy thuds, closer this time. The door to his cell rattled and he rolled his head toward the sound. Light spilled in, shrouding the person in the door from his sight.

Words, ones he couldn’t quite understand. But he knew that voice. 

“Jay,” he mumbled, relief so thick in his veins he almost passed out from it. “Jay...”

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A moment of weakness...

[insert witty title here] || not accepting My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this. 

Dick laughed as he spun, bringing his escrima stick up to crack across a thug’s jaw. “Playtime’s over, kiddies. Time to settle down-” A kick to another thug’s face. “and take a nap.” 

A sound caught his attention and he spared just enough to glance up at a fire escape a few yards away. He could see a familiar face lounging against the railing, looking as bored as a man in a full face helmet could possibly look. 

Dick grinned, kicking a man’s legs out from under him. “Hood!” he called happily. “Come join the party!”

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[A moment of weakness]

[ insert witty title here ] || not accepting My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.

Dizzy. Not a good thing to be when flying through the streets of Gotham with nothing but a grappling hook and his wits. He skidded to a stop on a rooftop, pressing a hand to his forehead. Hot. Also not good. 

Dick shook his head sharply. Three more hours. Three hours and he could go home and down painkillers. And sleep. He rubbed his forehead before pushing his hair out of his face. His suit felt too hot, itchy on his skin. 

Chatter on the radio caught his interest and he turned on one boot, his grapple gun already in hand. He shot toward the next building over, wind whipping his hair back from his face. Just before he landed, another wave of dizziness hit him. He knew before he landed that he wasn’t going to make it. 

He fumbled, one hand reaching out desperately for a window ledge, an over hang, anything. His vision grayed at the edges as he fell and panic filled him.