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    "Okay, so maybe it wasn't the worst. Probably the fourth worst. Come on, are you telling me your Spidey senses don't go off when you tell a bad joke? Or have they desensitized themselves to that by now?"

"Wait—you said that my chemistry joke was the worst you ever heard…I knew you were lying. That joke’s fantastic.” 

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Juuuuuust a gentle reminder that I don't actually RP with people I don't follow. It's written in my rules. Please read it.

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    "...And so he said to the bartender, 'Liquor? I don't even know 'er!' And that is, honest to god, the single worst joke I have ever heard."

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*whispers* would anyone like a starter?

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    "So you've got a bunch of kids descending from the Greek god of fire, but we have to light our campfire the old-fashioned way?"

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    "Are you related to Wonder Woman? Because you look a lot like her."

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    "Uh ... whoops?"

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING MAGICAL AND YOU HAVE TO COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW and love me down

I'll save you from the spiders remember

Oh.  I didn’t even mean that.  I just meant because he lived/spent a lot of time in Australia and looks on your country fondly.  He ate kangaroo.  Buuut you hush your face because you’re precious and gorgeous and I will not hear of any protests.  But I guess the passport doesn’t hurt, either.

Well I think that’s your answer right there Sherlock.  Otherwise there’s something magical over there and I’m headed over.

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Yeah apparently there's this thing about Australians being really hot? Like okay maybe I'm not Australian Australian but I have the passport and I'm pretty sure that increases my good looks exponentially, right?

I'm telling you my boobs were smaller before I moved here. Albeit I moved here before puberty

He’s also a huge fan of Australia so there’s that.  More awesome points to you without even trying.  Dammit.

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Marry him.

And if you're not going to do that, I'm single, ready and willing. And I have a Snapchat.

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replied to your post:

“Welp.  Finnish guy is gone and I have the whole day to kill so expect…”

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Did you get his number at least? His Skype? His Facebook? His address? His nudes?

You know it.  No but I gave him my snapchat and he was like ‘snapchat is for dick pics I’m going to have to send you one’ and told me it was going to be with googly eyes or like a find it in the picture where’s waldo style with a bunch of other random stuff kind of hiding it and just.  He’s such a cute dork bless him.

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Dick gave her a wry smile, looking up at the sky. 

    "Hey, don't worry. I get it. I guess we all have mommy issues of some kind, huh?"

Ugh.

She clenched her jaw, dropped her eyes. 

"Sorry. I’m kinda… in the dead mom club too. I  didn’t know mine and I can… I can undervalue their importance."

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Dick's previously jovial expression morphed into a deep frown.

    "My mother was the best person I knew."

"Dunno." Rikki crossed her arms, "She mighta been a jerk."

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    "Huh. Well, if you've ever been to Gotham, or visited Haly's Circus more than five years ago ... then yeah, there's a chance you might've seen me around. But I'm afraid I don't remember you."

"You’d be surprised how much— and how far— I’ve traveled."

{ And how much I just wanna go home. }

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    "..."

    "You're what?"

"What? No, ya hairless ape. I’m trying to save your stupid little mudball of a planet.”

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    "I never s-- father?! Deathstroke is your father?"

Dick had heard from Tim about a female assassin who could have been Deathstroke's daughter, but he had never been able to confirm it. He shook his head.

    "Okay, first of all, I didn't even mean that in a sexual way. Don't let your hormones get ahead of you."

“ Did you just——           ��        ask me if I want to fuck my father?             I may not acknowledge him as that but that’s disgusting. ”

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Dick pursed his lips.

    "Touché. Would it help if I swore on my mother's grave?"

"You mean with face with the pointy mask and the spooky blank eyes and the red  bits?"

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Dick eyed the sniper go down, waiting a few seconds to make sure he was out.

    "I'm going over to make sure this guy doesn't have any friends. Are you going to be able to cover me?"

“I see it.” Damian angled his batarang and waited for the wind to shift. He released it into the air. It sailed all the way to its target, knocking him out instantly.