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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

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im so happy fat men are real, god

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i think it's time to make my virtual pet game

i think i would do a good job at making an ARG lol

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i think i would do a good job at making an ARG lol

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There is something really thrilling about reading something that disgusts/horrifies you

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"oh my god this game dev commissioned porn of their character..." and? people commission porn of their characters all the time it's called the furry fandom

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people who make fat shaming content need to try jerking off to roadhog at least once

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huh. i always thought papyrus made the sans snowman because of his apparent incompetence at the beginning of the game, but i guess he's a good artist. this could say something about his character but i'm too tired to put more thought into it

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dr pepper cream soda

^me going to take a sip of delicious dr pepper cream soda

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while we're talking about it this is your friendly PSA that uncharacteristic friendliness and lack of fear of humans is just as much of a sign of a rabies infection as overt aggression. and if you're bitten by a wild animal (or have any reason to believe you were unknowingly bitten ex. bats found in your home) DO NOT TAKE THE FUCKING RISK.

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"crimwave420" ??? Is that supposed to make you sound cool or? like wow you're really out here fighting the establishment by doing crime and smoking weed, so punk LOL

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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the delightful message vs the wretched profile

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the new trans pride pins finally came in and they look amazing!!

you can find them in my etsy shop! 💜

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wait i just realized that noteblocks are not the only type of instrument in minecraft. you could include doors and pistons and other redstone activated sound-makers to make songs too