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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

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a second tentacle dildo has hit the dimension 20 set

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i do not "queue" i do not Schedule i get on this website and reblog as many things as i possibly can like im about to hibernate for 6 months and then log off like a real american patriot

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The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

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brennan pulling out the hentai supreme as a genuine prop for dimension 20 is not something i EVER expected but y’know good for him

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some aspec people, before they Knew, thought they were broken. some thought they were the Only Sane Person in vicinity.

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me too

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haaaate that "transwoman" has made a comeback as an acceptable term for allies to use. separate those damn words NOW

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Little life advice:

Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.

Set them.

Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."

And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.

Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.

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i just wanna talk to the art department

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brennan throwing in the fucking towel really got me

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oh shit wait brainblast incoming

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I want to talk.

I’m an intersex system. I face intersexism every day, and I always have— from medical professionals to friends to family members.

I’ve never been seen as “AFAB” or “AMAB”— I’ve been seen as a defect.

And I’m tired.

I’m tired of being unsafe in every community i try to be apart of.

LGBTQ+, mogai, plural— doesnt matter. No matter where I am, I feel ostracized, fetishized, idealized, or hated in some way.

I am told my IGM was a privilege.

I am told the same identity that got me sexually assaulted as a grade schooler is safe.

I am told my community labels are too exclusive.

I am told my struggles are sexy.

I am told that no matter what I do, I will always be a hermaphrodite.

I am glorified when perisex people want to “transition” to an “intersex” body, but I am shunned when I try to participate in community as an intersex person.

My experiences are idealized as “safe” when it comes to trans discourse, but I am shut down when I try to provide more insight into what it’s really like to survive as intersex.

I am gwaked at and I am treated as rare and mythical. I am laughed at and I am ridiculed. I am told my feelings are not important. I am told slurs that have been used to harm me are still valid medical terms. I am silenced.

People constantly tell me I was so lucky to be born intersex. That their headmates want to be intersex. That they wish they could have been born like me.

But they’re never really talking about me.

They’re talking about the idealized image of an intersex herm that they project onto me. They see me as a porn category, not a person.

I try to speak but my voice always gets drowned out. What would I know, anyways?

I want to talk, but it’s hard when no one really listens.

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here he comes with his teeth filled with grime

he's a monster and a king of crime

his whole entire body is covered with slime

it's grendel, the monster of the medieval time

late one night, he was hungry for a snack

saw the hall of heorot, and he did attack

and all they heard was a snap and a crack

from grendel, the ultimate fast food hack

the rumor spread from hour to hour

then a couple of knights, grendel did devour

when a guy named beowulf heard the tale

to the hall of heorot, he set sail

grendel left that castle fast

he left the castle in a single bound

without being defeated

he was dumbfounded

so he jumped into a lake and drowned

do you think i'm exaggerating

about this story i've been relating

if you think i'm putting you on

you should hear the story from grendel's mom

b-b-b-b-b-beowulf

- sam reich

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Do not flirt with service workers. Do not ask service workers for their phone numbers or social media contact. Do not make sexual remarks to service workers, and do not ask service workers personal questions, especially of a sexual nature.

Service workers are paid to be friendly to customers. Being friendly is not inherently flirtatious, in fact most of the time it's not, especially when it's part of your job description. Do not mistake friendliness and customer service for flirtation and/or sexual interest.

Because it is part of a service worker's job that they must be polite and provide customer service, when they receive unwanted attention of a flirtatious and/or sexual nature, depending on where they work they're put in a compromising position where they can't be as blunt as they may like to be about your unwanted advances.

Or even if someone is lucky enough to have a boss that will side with them when they stand up to a customer making them uncomfortable, and/or be part of a union that would defend their actions, they still have to come back to work every day, so they can't avoid customers who make them uncomfortable as easily as they could avoid someone making them uncomfortable in other situations.

Don't take advantage of the fact that they're forced by their job description to be nice to you. If they rebuff your advances, respect this. Nobody is entitled to have their flirtation and/or sexual advances returned, especially when it's directed at someone in a compromised position.

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Today's gender is both exited about and dreading the new collage semester

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