When you make too much food and you begin to regret it halfway through but you got yourself into this mess and you're gonna get yourself out
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Don't do drugs kids. #drugs #faces
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Life is like Danny DeVito. Short and fantastic
#Danny DeVito #Thomas Sanders #sandersides
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THE PUSH TAB WORKED!!! 😱😱 #macaroni #magic
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I was at Chick-fil-A and before I could finish saying thank you they said my pleasure. I feel violated.
#rude #coconut #yeahalright
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Screw tradition I want my door back.
#promposal
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I bought a crime scene
#oops
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When you start to die, don't.
#life hack
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You can't scoop fudge while driving
#fact
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Mr Diamond your barkalounger is on line one
#my father everyone
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I need one of those monkeys but I'm too poor
#same
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BREAKING NEWS: Elephant bro team destroys human cancer cells
#elephant bro team
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If worse comes to worse sugar daddies are an option.......
Let's get studying
#school
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He doled out justice like a ripe pineapple
#no context
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I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be an orca
#identity crisis
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I have never experienced a truly funny 9 year old.
#truth
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Our pear tree was killed by a rouge trampoline
#windy
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