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german tv show from memory

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earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

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i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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one hen wilson in a limited color palette

+no glasses

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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where they belong💕

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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Stand heute Nacht voller Begeisterung auf dem viel zu kleinem Balkon meiner Wohung und habe fasziniert zugehört wie irgendwo im Grünstreifen vorm Haus zwei Nachtigallen singen. Mitten in der Stadt!!!

Diese idyllische Szenen wurde dann aber kurz vom verzweifelten Ruf eines anderen Stadttieres unterbrochen: "Jonas! Jonas! Ich find mein Bier nicht!!"

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol

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Cowboy Buddie AU!!🐎🌵☀️

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So many characters are assumed to be straight because of heteronormativity. I want to know how common it is for characters to actually be confirmed to not be gay, bi, aro/ace, or any other queer orientation.