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kate and yelena go on holiday to amsterdam but forget about time zones so are very confused when it appears they’ve only travelled for an hour or two

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Hailee Steinfeld

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/48491029/chapters/171538654

Big thanks to everyone who stuck with me through this story! I’ve loved every second of writing it. 🖤🖤 more to come from me in the future if you stick around.

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☕ Tip Jar: Azahararm

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𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐆𝐇 as 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀 / 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖

Black Widow (2021).

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I'm kind of in love with my manips

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BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland

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*Kate returning home from Bishop Security after receiving a message from Yelena that she was back in town and needed to show her something*

Kate, walked in and placed a large amount of food on the counter: Yelena? I brought pizza, Chinese and burgers because I didn’t know what you’d be hungry for.

*no response*

Kate, walking further into the loft: Yelena? Are you here?

Yelena: in the spare bedroom.

*When Kate got there she saw Yelena standing outside the door looking a little nervous…*

Kate: what’s wrong? Did you kill somebody?

Yelena: no. Well probably but that’s not what this is about.

*Yelena opened the door and let Kate inside.*

Kate, controlling her eagerness: Guinea pigs?

Yelena: da, about 15 of them. Found them. Brought them here. Can we keep them?

Kate: do you know anything about guinea pigs? *Yelena shook her head no* cool me neither. *she entered the play pen* which one is mine?

Yelena, followed Kate inside: here *she handed Kate the smallest one* this is Mr. Sparkle Pants and he needs a mama.

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Yelena: mmm, breakfast in bed for me?

Kate: it’s the least I could do after last night.

Yelena, peering into the pastries bag: this is the equivalent of all those orgasms?

Kate, cheeks turning red: no but it’s a start. Just drink your coffee.

Yelena, after taking a sip from her iced coffee and almost choking: there is something wrong with this coffee. What did your order?

Kate: oh that’s mine. *she switched the coffees* it’s a large iced vanilla latte with seven shots of espresso and extra syrup.

Yelena: when I was in the Red Room on a mission I was accidentally given meth and it has nothing on that drink.

Kate, happily sipping her coffee: did you say meth?

Yelena: can you smell colors?

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💜

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Hailee Steinfeld

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mullet yelena for @unicyclehippo for a dive bar pool playing thing

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Scarlett and Florence

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yelena tells kate that both they and the dogs should all join the circus and kate isn’t sure if she should be more worried about why yelena thinks so or why she kind of considers it

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Entrance vs Exit 😅 // Thunderbolts* (The New Avengers) (2025)

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bishop down 🏳️