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chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air
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Do you know what’s genius? While you’re Ubering to your house, you go hop onto Uber Eats and order something. This way, you don’t have to wait a century for the order to come to you.
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cishets going to pride in support of their lgbt friends/family:
cishets going to pride to be politically active and do things like register voters:
cishets going to pride because they were invited by an lgbt person:
cishets going to pride because “gay people know how to party”:
cishets going to pride because they treat lgbt culture like a zoo to gawk at:
cishets participating in pride because it gets them good guy points:
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oh we cryin today? didnt know that but uhhhh i think we can fit it in the schedule
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when u say something u immediately regret saying
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I don’t usually check the news, but when I do..
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