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what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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A Greta Garbo piece I did

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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i hauve a cold

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travel cat

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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Girl help I’ve become obsessed with a robber baroness ghost and a y2k finance bro ghost

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CBS GHOSTS CHARACTERS IN MY STYLE!

i love these three dudes they are my favs

Pete was so adorable aww he wanted just to say hi and welcome to Samantha when she arrived 🥺

I love Hetty Trevor is so lucky

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i love how horrible both trevor and hetty are like yesss make questionable choices make me doubt your actions AND THEN be worse together!!!!

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just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

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The Survivor, 1950 - oil on canvas. — René Magritte (Belgian, 1898-1967)

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Watched Chicago and all I take from that is: Velma and Roxie should hook up. Enemies to lovers, hate sex, rivalry turned reluctant alliance, murder and mayhem, dance and jazz, 50k.

Also it must be absolutely fire on stage.

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PSA: GO INTO YOUR SETTINGS NOW TO PREVENT TUMBLR USING YOUR INFO TO TRAIN AI.

Tumblr has an opt-out for third-party sharing that allows them to share your blog's information to AI models. This toggle is assuming your CONSENT by DEFAULT. Go into Settings > Blog > Visibility to turn this toggle off.

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My take on the meme